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Visi: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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@dispatch-incorrect-quotes
Golem: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Visi: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Visi: Golem was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Golem: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Visi: Golem, you ate a chair.
Coupe: I’m going to take you out
Punch Up: great, it’s a date!
Coupe: I meant that as a threat.
Punch Up: See you at five!
Punch Up: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Coupe: Go the fuck to sleep
Punch Up: What gif I don't want to?
Coupe: Fuck You
Prism: Here's some advice
Malevola: I didn't ask for any
Prism: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Malevola: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Prism: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Malevola: Sonar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Sonar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Malevola:
Malevola: I wrote sanitize, Sonar.
Sonar: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Malevola, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Sonar: BLOCKED.
Robert: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Waterboy: You and me!!!
Robert, tearing up: Okay.
Waterboy: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Robert: Okay.
Waterboy: And make out during the scary parts.
Robert: Th-
Robert: The scary parts.
Robert: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Flambae: Waterboy! My face is on fire!
Waterboy: Flambae! Are you ok?!
Flambae: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Waterboy: But your face is on fire.
Flambae: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Flambae: Go to Hell
Waterboy, tearing up: I wish I could
Flambae: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Visi: Flambae, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Visi: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Flambae: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Mandy: Okay, truth or dare?
Robert: Truth
Mandy: How many hours have you slept this week?
Robert:
Robert: ...Dare
Mandy: Go to bed.
Robert: I don’t like this game.
Robert: Can you keep a secret?
Mandy: Do you know anything about my life?
Robert: No I do not. Good point.
Flambae: I actually have a black belt.
Robert: In what, karate?
Flambae: No, from Gucci.