I must be a Mermaid

[cakejam]

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

[actionables]

so done

with you and your rude shit

[mp3v0]

[smokeinsilence]

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

[viridianmasquerade]

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[sunburntinhibitions-blog]

[blobdylan]

sometimes we are childish. sometimes we do something our 16 year old self would have done, think something our 11 year old self would have thought, cry like our 7 year old self would have cried. why is this so embarrassing? why does it make us feel such shame? when you’re 20, 30, 40, are you not also every age you’ve been before? do all of your previous incarnations not still live inside of you?

[seravph]

eleven, Sandra Cisneros

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[transplutonium]

This deserves an Oscar

[honeylemony]

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

[tastefullyoffensive]

🥴

[toothpasteisrabiesfoam]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[stability]

[pettycentral]

[i-dont-like-tumb1r-anymore]

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

[thatqueerchoirkid]

ljgkysetxdcfnvftjsthfgghkdfghj LMAOOO

[quotemadness]

“We all go through phases in life. If you are not okay now, it’s okay. You will find your way.”

— Unknown

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[sonnyelim]

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