Turn Your Magic On

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[rap-rnb]

Childish Gambino

[dumptaker]

[mamanicured]

me pulling out receipts

[notsafef0rtwerk]

The United States is not a monarchy, you are not expected to show reverent respect to the POTUS, they are not some inhuman-godlike being. There is not to be an assumption that they have been put there by any sort of divine hand, so stop telling people that they need to respect Donald Trump’s election. Especially when (a) he did not respect Obama’s, (b) he won without the popular vote because of an antiquated system that has no place in today’s United States, © He. Ran. His. Campaign. With. The. Promise. Of. Removing. The. Rights. Marginalised. Individuals. And. Disrespecting. Their. Humanity.

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[greyallison]

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

[readmyquiet]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

[afriiican-blog]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Mood

[punacceptable]

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

[n0chillvibes]

who did this to their poor pet

[anti-sjw-rosequartz-deactivated]

If you scratch my cat in the right spot, he’ll flick his tongue out and lick whatever is close by

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[romantic-gestures]

[vrvong-deactivated20151121]

And my ass can’t even get a text back

[prgirlsrock]

[hunterbradley]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.

[aplantwithnoname]

My tears

[paxamericana]

[onlytwitterpics]

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[surprisebitch]

what a nice turn of events

[cat-memes-only]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[weloveshortvideos]