Distel

just a silly guy |any pronouns|

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QUEENS-

Get yourselves a man who will roleplay Godzilla vs Mothman or whatever with you <3

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can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

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Me when my boyfriend goes through my likes, like the FBI investigating my fuckass browsing history.

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Google.

What do when tummy ouch?

Google!

>:(

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Gonna go on a date with pookie

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* Sahara yank

* Moist wank

* hobbing the nob

* twirly twank

* greasy spank

* tugging the weed

* stroking the hog

* glazing the fish

* bouncy castle shag

* right hand manning it

* the one armed beating

* beef stroken-off

* jack the sack

* splendid spunk

* polishing the wood

* milking the snake

* righteous rub

* flick of the wrist

* treat the meat

* having a wank

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Bare yanking my junk, bruv.

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She jacked my horseman until a bo

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You steal my post until I jack you.

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She jack my Bo until I Horseman.

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Me and pookie just met jaffa-cake man?

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When I need to shit and can't find a toilet I just go on tumbler

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Me and my autistic dog don't agree.

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Yall mind if I meow in the corner for a bit?

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My weed

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Every thought I have is just a statement with an '!' at the end.

And sometimes the voices urge me to press post.

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I AM ABOUT TO TUMBLE ON THIS BITCH SLOPPY STYLE!

Everyone stand back!