HXRV

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What do you guys do when your demon core starts glowing? I’m kinda new to owning one, got it recently off the kitchen appliance section at Lidis 

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How many kicks could you cash out before you got major Karma whiplash on your crimes in 2010

Yes

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Thanks the harv fam for this big achibvemnt!!! Love yallll

Peace out yo

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Sea horse. Where?

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Sometimes before bed I set alarms with voice commands because I’m so sleepy, and cant write with eyes closed. But this leads to me making some delirious ass alarms 

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Geo hermit :]

Geo Hermit - Guardian of the crystal caves — artwork by HXRVUK on DeviantArt. My attempt at something a bit different, a hermit crab with a

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick

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She jacked my horseman until a bo

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If you had to rank the different jaffa cakes which one would be dead center medium tier?

In a land of sorrow and despair, where sunlight no longer shines, a boy sleeps in a tent among the ruins of past societies. His name is Little Johnny, a kid alone in these now-quiet streets. But unbeknownst to him, his legacy is far greater than surviving in the wastelands, for inside his backpack, in a small box, lies the last hope for humanity… the Jaffa Cake.

Passed down from his great-grandfather and now to him, his dying wish was that one day he would take this Jaffa Cake to the factory where it all began. For when all the cakes are returned, so will the owner. And when he sees what humanity has become, those who sought redemption will be saved.

But until then… you, Little Johnny, must head north. There you will meet the High Priest. He will guide you from there…

be safe traveler…

Oh and I almost forgot to mention… the cola bottle Jaffa cake is the most mid one…

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Hate this task, devs actually fix this task. I can’t PLAY THE GANE WITH THIS DUMB ASS TASK

bro it says go left I go left, go right I go right, this isn’t a fucking giggy. If I wanted to brake it down I would do that on the dance floor, not with this ugly ass task.

Amongus safe fuck u, ur mum too. here’s a pic of this ugly little boy

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I’m high as fuck wright now

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HOLY SHIT

This is LIFE changing. I had to post this after observing this, I can’t keep this masterpiece to myself.

Do your think tumblr

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WHY THE FUCK was the greatest showman ever made? Like… come on bro. If I wanted to watch a train wreck I would look one up on YouTube, not watch this bowl of FUCK on Disney

My ass/10 plot

My ass/10 graphics

@dreamnotfound

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@kendricklamar

[distel-does-stuff]

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Chat I’m bean flicking so hard

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Guys it’s November, more like sad-month.

Uh so anyway fuck you Kevin you twatty swine, I know you didn’t pay child support on our step kids.

But like I was saying, fuck you kevin.