Distilled Detritus

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[shirleyjacksons]

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i have found my purpose in life and it is spreading this message

[saranthropology]

over-glorified game of fetch

[smallandtinyhomeideas]

Jay Nelson’s tiny house in Hawaii | via The Shelter Blog | hat tip Tiny House Community

Jay Nelson is an artist and maker curating his work here on Tumblr:

                                       (   jaynelsonart   )

You may know Jay from works such as the Golden Gate | more Jay Nelson

[tinyhouses-blog]

[distilled-detritus]

(via tinyhouses-blog)

[tlichoarts]

Child #mukluks made by the Whatì Sewing Group now on our website https://onlinestore.tlicho.ca (at Behchoko, NT)

[hopesumners]

[did-you-know]

Government programs that exclusively promote abstinence-only-until-marriage programs are statistically ineffective. Research has shown that they undermine public health programs, reinforce gender stereotypes, stigmatize and exclude many youths, violate adolescent human rights by withholding medically accurate information, and they don’t actually delay sexual activity. Source Source 2

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[distilled-detritus]

Tyrannosaurus rock

[sixpenceee]

A marriage is full of surprises.

[dulimano]

Hősöm

[lordguppi]

😂

[distilled-detritus]

I want this!

[textless]

[phemmebian-deactivated20180318]

THERE IS A PROBLEM HERE AND PEOPLE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT IT! This is so scary! Black Lesbians you are so beautiful! We are so beautiful and no asshole can take the love we have for each other away from us! Say Their Names. I don’t know why the lgbt community is not loud about this but also I know why!

[maghrabiyya]

since nye i have seen one too many stories about black lesbians and black lesbian couples and their children being murdered, all around the same time period. what the fuck is going on? why??? is it the same person/group targeting them? what’s happening?

[epic-humor]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[distilled-detritus]

Interesting. A male deer that will lose it’s ball in fall. :D

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[moonlighteponine]

i think im funny

[salt-like-wine-deactivated20201]

@hemo–goblin

[upsetboner-blog]

this is very important

[archaeologicalnews]

Face of Ancient Queen Revealed for First Time

Some 1,200 years ago, a wealthy noblewoman, at least 60 years old, was laid to rest in Peru—richly provisioned for eternity with jewelry, flasks, and weaving tools made of gold.

Now, more than five years after her tomb was found untouched outside of the coastal town of Huarmey, scientists have reconstructed what she may have looked like.

“When I first saw the reconstruction, I saw some of my indigenous friends from Huarmey in this face,” says National Geographic grantee Miłosz Giersz, the archaeologist who co-discovered the noblewoman’s tomb. “Her genes are still in the place.”

In 2012, Giersz and Peruvian archaeologist Roberto Pimentel Nita discovered the tomb El Castillo de Huarmey. The hillside site was once a large temple complex for the Wari culture, which dominated the region centuries before the more famous Inca. Read more.