Why Tho

They/she, biromantic, neurodivergent. *Minor so don’t be weird*

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

I’ve reached my peak I don’t need more character building challenges please I beg

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Is that a fun in your pocket or are you just happy to see m— oh shit it’s a gun don’t shoot don’t shoot

[dogmotifgraham]

what apps did hannibal have on his ipad? why does he even have one? i think that’s so funny, he doesn’t have a laptop but he’s locked in with that ipad

[ml-nolan]

Allrecipes dot com and Gray’s Anatomy

[gnawing-suspicion]

Cloned version of Flappy Bird

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

And tattle crime

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

titties

[pngblog]

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

I busted

[pukicho]

Nothing like a lukewarm glass of milk on a really hot day and a bushfire is happening

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Only psychopaths drink straight milk

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[areallycoolanduniqueusername]

please explain how this is four words and not 13

[pukicho]

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Which words are you subtracting

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

WOAH I have a skeleton too!

[pukicho]

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

[cosmipepper]

are you going to eat me

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Not enough nutrients :/

[pukicho]

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Ah shit you saw me

[fairyinthetrees]

would you follow me into the dark be honest

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Yeah are there snacks over there

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

He’s js goth

[papayajuan2019]

do you ever want to say some bullshit

[senatortedcruz]

The dead horse beats me

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Me when I get beaten by the dead horse

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[i-am-a-fish]

I would survive the hydraulic press

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

Fish cake? :(

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[distinguishedgoatdragon]

I wish but alas school :((