this is a distraction

and whatever amuses me.

[distractionsetcetera]

writing is either

or

there is nothing in between.

[ssilverhand-deactivated20230809]

what is he, your b o y f r i e n d ?

the old guard, 2020

[finnickodairheis]

[alexielthegreat]

[persian-slipper]

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

[copperbadge]

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

[msmori]

THESE. Great.

[noxyoumove-archive]

#James: just wear the fucking condom

[queenofspies-archived]

(Alternate:)

[copperbadge]

OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING

THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM :D

[sagechanoafterdark]

If you’re not laughing at this you need help.

[autumnrose40]

But also:

[awesometurtletails]

Sometimes, fandom drama gets to me. Then I find something like this and spend 10 minutes just laughing.

[alter-koker]

idk can we agree that henry was kinda into klinger

[alter-koker]

[alter-koker]

[theforceawakens]

adam driver smiling in his kylo costume 

[lilith19822]

You forgot the best one

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[distractionsetcetera]

😭

[ieatboyss]

[lewis-tan]

favorite star wars memes

[trans-fanboy]

😭😭😭😭

[everywhichship]

What

[glittercake]

[stuckonjbbarnes]

[honeyvbarnes-deactivated2024081]

I SCREAMEDDDDD

[randomfandompenguin]

[boopersnatchural]

How I’ve missed SPN chats with @distractionsetcetera

[distractionsetcetera]

❤️❤️❤️

[blacksuitofdoom]

Loki series opening scene:

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[hanitje]

“I wanted to get that magic back so bad but one day I just accepted the fact that I couldn’t because life is just not that interesting.”

[sebstantheangel]

I’m wheezing -

[steverogersnotebook]

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

[whostheblondegirl]

[keikomivra]

I thought that the two of you were joined at the…d i c k ヽ(>∀<☆)

[keybladesoras]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[marvellegends]