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POV you’re me watching the doomsday trailer (I only gaf about 5 characters) (they will have a combined screen time of 30 minutes) (I’m still not going to see the movie):

#mcu #the avengers #avengers doomsday #sam wilson #bucky barnes #shang chi #yelena belova #loki laufeyson #TikTok cross post cus I need content

Yeah gimme one of every woman you have with a side of fat hairy guy built like a lifted truck. Extra butch, light ice, hold the twink

#ramble #late night thoughts

You don’t want AFTG to go mainstream because there’s a rise in puritanism, a literacy crisis, and a toxic culture in modern fandom. I don’t want AFTG to go mainstream because I read it in middle school and they were the books that made me realize that just because something is published doesn’t mean it’s well written. We are not the same

#anti aftg #aftg critical #anti tfc #tfc critical #objectively not good on any metric it’s just enjoyable #except I also didn’t enjoy it #so it’s just poorly written tumblr bait to me #I also have personal beef as a south carolinian but that’s neither here nor there #some clown is gonna say I hate it cus I lack critical thinking skills #nigga it’s aftg I’ve taken quotev Warrior cats quizzes with more complexity LOL #idk where the sudden uptick in ppl talking abt it came from #(esp since i blocked the tags on all platforms)#but if they make an adaptation and it reaches HR levels of hype #I’m lowkenuinely ending it all I’m so serious

At intermission for Hadestown with my family who had never even heard of the show before I suggested it and man it’s tough sometimes being The Knower. I wish I went into it not Knowing cus now im burdened with the Knowledge of being The Knower surrounded by Unknowers

#hadestown #broadway #good news: they really like the show!!!#bad news: they really like the show….#my sister might genuinely strangle me at the end of this lmaoooo

The human experience is too vast to be putting shit into boxes all the time

#ramble #what if I told u this was abt bruce springsteen #despite the fact that I don’t listen to bruce springsteen…….

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not seeing a lot of people on here talking about ICE murdering another man yesterday. His name was Lorenzo Salgado Arajou. He was a Mexican man living in Huston Texas. He was killed at age 52 and lived the past 35 years here in the USA, and was in the process of obtaining a work permit. He was shot and killed during a traffic stop that ICE claims was part of a targeted operation, and claimed he was “weaponizing his vehicle”- the same claim ICE agents made when they shot and murdered Renee Good.

During the stop, Lorenzo had 3 coworkers with him in his truck who have all been taken into ICE custody.

His family described Lorenzo as a hardworking family man who didn’t deserve to be killed. All he wanted was to provide for his wife and see his sons become great people. His eldest son recognized his father by his cries and pleas when trying to identify who the victim was.

The Salgado Araujo family has set up a gofundme to help with funeral and legal costs, and to help keep their family supported since Lorenzo was the sole provider.

On the morning of July 7, 2026, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was ta… LULAC Institute, Inc. needs your support for In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salg

#us politics #news #fuck ice

biblicallyaccuratemoth

Is your ‘progressive’ piece of American-made media arguing for workers to seize the means of production and fight back against the wealthy? Or is it arguing that the systemically unequal conditions of its ‘fantastical’ society are only broken because the ‘wrong’ people have seized power, and that true equality comes when the ‘correct’ people occupy the ruling class?

#invincible #invincible spoilers #this happens like… thrice in the comics I think #robert kirkman when u tell him to not #fix all the systemic issues in the fictional societies he’s written with #benevolent authoritarianism or monarchism:

glacecakes

#us politics

Broke: thinking up a new oc but being unable to draw them cus of lack of experience with an element of their design

Woke: become obsessed with a character that fills the same specific niche as that oc and go hog wild

Ask not what you can do for fan art, ask what fan art can do for you

#late night thoughts #ramble #drawing slimeknight yaoi so I can draw my own knight yaoi later #it’s a great idea if y don’t think abt it #for more that 3 seconds

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Dispatch fans always say that Coupé and Prism couldn’t be love interests cus Robert’s white boy rizz could only go so far, but I NEED yall to understand that ain’t mean shit to me. They both canonically dated white men anyway and I would puppet that motherfucker like Kris Deltarune if it came down to it

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Guys I’m going to be fully and completely deadass. I posted that running on 3 hours of sleep and an empty stomach, so imagine my surprise when I open tumblr after a long day at work, laugh at this, then realize I’m about to like my own fucking post. Egg on my face, egg on my face, everyone point and laugh

#dispatch #dispatch game #my dumbass sitting there going ‘exactlyyyyy’ to myself #should have known. no one in the fandom is this real/j

Dispatch fans always say that Coupé and Prism couldn’t be love interests cus Robert’s white boy rizz could only go so far, but I NEED yall to understand that ain’t mean shit to me. They both canonically dated white men anyway and I would puppet that motherfucker like Kris Deltarune if it came down to it

#dispatch #prism #coupe #robert robertson #prism dispatch #coupe dispatch #whispering game in his ear like the green goblin #‘Robert tell her she looks fly as fuck do it do it NOW’#‘Rob if u fumble this im loading the save where i let toxic beat ur ass’#some may call it unethical but I think of it as helping the less fortunate

papertowness

if i keep seeing fanart of homelander who somehow survived having his brain on the floor i can’t see why we can’t say my hubbie bubbye is alive and thriving

#the boys #a-train #the boys fanart #he’s literally not dead I saw him in aldi last week

Ughhhh final thoughts before I go to bed

Parts I actually liked:

Homelander and Butcher both died exactly how I expected and lowk wanted them to. No notes there honestly

Props to Chace Crawford but thank GOD that fish boy is GONE‼️

I’m not well versed in how selective mutism works but Kimiko relapsing into it after Frenchie’s death makes sense

MM happy ending WE WIN THESE

Daveed Diggs was easily one of the highlights of the season

Hughie and Annie both ending exactly where they started but better this time (Hughie living a small but fulfilling life and Annie using her powers to help ppl)

Unpopular opinion maybe but I liked that Vought and Stan Edgar remained standing. Ik it’s just gonna lead to a billion spin offs but it shows that at the end of the day Vought was the main antagonist of the show

Stuff I didn’t like:

Sage and Ashley just kind of disappear from the plot??? Alright ig

MM never got closure for Soldier Boy killing his family and don’t give me that “letting go of revenge” bs when EVERYONE got their revenge except him

What was the point of the Gen V characters showing up if all that was gonna happen was Annie having a full circle moment that half of the audience isn’t gonna understand???? Jaz Sinclair I shall avenge thee

90% of this season could’ve been an email since we saw no large scale material change. “Scorched earth” but the most we get is a live audience reaction in a church? How does Canada and Mexico feel abt all this? What’s the public opinion on supe’s now? Did Homelander become a martyr for a large movement? Find all this out in The Boys Mexico™ I guess

Glad Cameron Crovetti got his big break and made his bag but Ryan should not have been as underutilized as he was

Soldier Boy put on ice until the next time Eric Kripke wants to give Jensen Ackles free money. And I sigh and I sigh

I too would consider mass murder-suicide after my dog dies and my late wife’s kid tells me to go fuck myself but surely there could’ve been better build up to this

Parts of the dialogue were still straight up unbearable why the hell are we talking abt fuck-hallways

Virus got turned into a fucking McGuffin lmaooooo alright

All around it’s a 6.5/10 finale in a 4/10 season for a (debatably) 7/10 show. It’s been a fun ride, good night everyone

#the boys #the boys spoilers #the boys season 5 #the boys season 5 spoilers #ramble #I did laugh out loud when piano man started playing but can u blame me

I see some ppl put off by Hughie naming his kid after his dead girlfriend and honestly I was too at first but after a bit of thinking (read: an hour long nap) it makes sense imo.

All of Hughie’s decisions and growth in the show can be traced back to Robin, and Annie will never get the chance to meet the person who inadvertently changed her life because Robin’s death is what led to her getting everything she cherishes now. I don’t see the name as some desperate longing for the past but a way of honoring the person that gave Hughie and Annie their future

#the boys #the boys spoilers #the boys season 5 #the boys season 5 spoilers #imagine never getting to live the life u wanted w the person u loved the most #but the missed chance is also what gave u the life u have now #and even tho they’re gone their death pushed u to change for the better #like that baby would literally never exist wo robin I fear #yeah I’m incredibly hormonal rn so forgive me

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Sooooooooo is there a logistical reason as to why the Boys elected to have Jordan (someone with high durability and skill in both offensive and defensive combat) and Marie (blood bender, Neuman 2.0, can heal ppl, restore powers, AND bring back the dead) do nothing but follow around Thomas Jefferson and then immediately bench them or was Gen V season 2 for nothing?

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Update: surprisingly the finale DIDN’T disappoint me… but yeah Gen V season 2 was indeed for nothing :)

#the boys #the boys spoilers #the boys critical #the boys season 5 spoilers #fingers crossed they use them for tb mexico #marie moreau u will always have a place in my heart

Sooooooooo is there a logistical reason as to why the Boys elected to have Jordan (someone with high durability and skill in both offensive and defensive combat) and Marie (blood bender, Neuman 2.0, can heal ppl, restore powers, AND bring back the dead) do nothing but follow around Thomas Jefferson and then immediately bench them or was Gen V season 2 for nothing?

#the boys #the boys spoilers #the boys season 5 #the boys season 5 spoilers #the boys critical #marie moreau #jordan li #I am actually so pissed off #the Gen v team is so op and they’re doing NOTHING with them like huh???#you can feel how u want abt gen v #but it literally makes no logical sense why they’re making them benchwarmers #at least give me a good explanation #that’s not starlight having a sudden morality crisis

The only thing I’m gonna say about that disappointing episode is that if the Deep becomes the only remaining member of the Seven by the time the credits roll on the final episode I will burn down Amazon HQ

#the boys #the boys spoilers #ramble #i don’t careee that he survives in the comics #if ep 7 goes how I think it does and he’s still not dead #I will rip apart Seattle with my bare hands

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