Bandz

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[kxte]

how does one turn their emotions off

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

Okay so first go to settings

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

[ssfith]

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

[intensional]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in 2016 honestly

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[zhuvo]

See that’s some extra ass white people version because the one i got didn’t do that crazy shit

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[tupacabra]

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables

[coltre]

[dixie1314]

But she wearing a thneed😂😂😂

[protobacillus]

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[kind-cult]

my uncle’s adopted child’s cousin’s friend’s acquaintace’s sister’s fuck buddy’s kid married a guy from germany so yeah i’m 2% german ;)

[evilrashida]

THIS IS REAL MUSIC PEOPLE

[legalmexican]

Adele is shook

[approach]

REKT

[ruinedchildhood]

[ryanishka]

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me

[a6]

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”