Professional Garbage @dizzy-carosaul - Tumblr Blog

It's not finished but I need to share this before it's too late🖤

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lousolversons

You’re tech, okay? And tech is my bitch, okay? That makes you my fucking bitch, okay?

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

doctormemes

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

bullyfemme

glorious-scumbag

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

caffeinatedcorvid

I thought it was the same person ngl.

imsuchacapricorn

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

imsuchacapricorn

THERE’S AN UPDATE

a-melior-ate

Stephanie is a true hero.

hemilf

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

wtf-fun-factss

Romans loved their dogs and made graves for them… - WTF fun facts

canadad-deactivated20171111

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

sharkchunks

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

weedmonger

capslockapocalypse

I couldn’t even read that in my head

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

dizzy-carosaul

I've only seen this post in screen shots

drugs-are-not-the-problem

walking on moonlight 🌚

~ open your mind, be happy, stay safe ~

socialnetworkhell

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

justforsmiles

They’re brutal? Oh my.

tank-girll-deactivated20191211

Florence And The Machine // Seven Devils

thealpacalypse-archive

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

runfast-livefearless

I got chills just thinking about this

exco

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

overpricedvodka

An American man was killed on an island inhabited by a tribe known to resist outside contact in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. And, his body still lies there. The North Sentinel Island is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe that is furiously rejects outside contact.

Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

onlyblackgirl

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault.

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business.

vivalatinamerica-deactivated201

this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

crazymeds

Left out of the headlines and first paragraphs:

He was killed on his THIRD visit.

The first time the locals shot arrows at the kayak he used to get from the fishing boat he hired to the shore. That dissuaded him for a day. Then he came back with a large fish as a gift. The locals accepted the fish and told him to leave. He whipped out his Bible and they shot up the Bible (as one of his missionary relatives described it to the BBC “The Bible saved his life!”). Still not taking the hint he returned the next day and, having had enough of his bullshit, they filled him with arrows.

What part of NO SOLICITORS did he not understand?

fail-boat

Also, they have no immunity to outside diseases. His presence could have literally wiped out the population of the entire island.

amuseoffyre

He knew it was illegal. The fishermen who took him knew it was illegal. The locals made it very, very clear that he was unwelcome. There were two days of warning shots, making it very clear his presence was not wanted. Still, this man put his own opinions above their wishes and their well-being.