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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
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we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Show & Tell
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trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Love Begins
todays bird
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@dizzybreak
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
little miss instantlossbait really wants to play your favorite game! she says she's also really good at it too and wants to play for stakes!
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also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
You could drop a pill in my drink right in front of me and id drink it making full eye contact the entire time with the widest smile on my face
my bonnies
ive got to fight a girl beyond the point of her endurance and then, still taking heaving breaths from the exertion, slowly torture her while she's too exhausted to stop me
she has to hate it. she has to want to win
Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom
Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere
fuck the mouth that bites you
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
i’m sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth
they r saying the cure to depression is having ur face rubbed lovingly before ur hit like really rlly hard
they r saying the cure to depression is having ur face rubbed lovingly before ur hit like really rlly hard
starting a collection
I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club
My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.
YEAH??? YEAH?????
