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This is not and will never be a professional space. We’re all in clown jail, try to act the part. (pfp - tsuyoi.art)

[gingik]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[kumzorg]

ooooh how i adore 3d models on 2d pictures im transporting myself there mentally

[dogpuppy]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[moxleyrollins]

rhea and punk backstage at wrestlemania 42 WWE: UNREAL | S3E5 "The Grandest Stage"

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[classjezter]

Do you guys think some of the constructicons ever tried a three or four way kiss and got stuck because of their kibble

[xianfrost]

[externalmemorycomic]

(There's 750+ comic pages available to read on my patreon for less than 4$, go check it out! Link in pinned post :D you'd be helping a disabled artist and I'd be very grateful!)

[sawasawako-archived]

characters who have an unwavering sense of duty my beloved

[sawasawako-archived]

stop stop it’s going to turn into a fatal flaw!

[pseudomantis]

This is so sad they won't let it outside and it can't forget what it saw 💔

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[datasoong47]