DizzyDewy

Egg Weenie 

[dizzydewy]

Hey back from the dead to send this to y’all but mostly

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and @pukicho i feel like they’d appreciate it

[pukicho]

If I lived in a far off land I’d make sure this far off land had no food

[caimansoldaccount]

But...

Wouldn't you starve to death?

[pukicho]

It would build character

[dizzydewy]

[dizzydewy]

Commissions Open!

Hey there! my commissions are open! I have a few different prices and options!

Headshots: Pony/furry/human/etc Fullcolor: 5.00$

Bustshot: Human Fullcolor: 8.00

Fullbody Human/furry: 14.00$

Fullbody Pony: 9.00$

Any extra character: 1/2 off the above prices  Any extra accessories: We’ll work it out. Not too much more

Backgrounds: I’m bad at these but detailed backgrounds will probably like 2-5$ more. 

I take payment through paypal, half up front, and the other half after the commission is over! 

Thanks! Examples are below! the last two are the most recent. 

[i-am-a-fish]

brb gonna go be sad and not know why

[dizzydewy]

[dizzydewy]

Oh wait shasghrttt

[dizzydewy]

God, how insensitive of me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I found my favorite photo of Frog

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they’re so important

[dizzydewy]

I raise you this man

[dizzydewy]

@i-am-a-fish Oh look who we have here! A queen!!! Oh, And A fish!! <3 Spectacular duo!!

[i-am-a-fish]

YALL FRICK- FRACKERS NEED TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE,

ALL BUGS:

ARE CUTE!!!!!!!!!

[dizzydewy]

Flies rubbing their heads is equivalent to hamsters doing it. 

[i-am-a-fish]

WHEN I SAY YEE, YOU SAY HAW

YEE

[exterminating-angels]

FUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

YEE

[dizzydewy]

haw?

[i-am-a-fish]

frogs, dude. just..... just.. *sobs*.... frogs, man.....

[dizzydewy]

:-0

[pukicho]

Bears are very cute, but watch out!!!

[dizzydewy]

Or what?

[i-am-a-fish]

love & appreciate yourself or I'll do it for you and that's a threat.

[dizzydewy]

What if I love and appreciate YOU instead????

Uno reverse card

[dizzydewy]

Ya’ll claim to honor and support our troops but as soon as supporting our troops get in the way of fun firework explosions that set off ptsd, or giving a buck to a homeless veteran, voices are nowhere to be heard. 

[i-am-a-fish]

work on your wips!!!!!! or I'll confiscate your nips

[dizzydewy]

(Gets out my axe body spray) try me fish

[i-am-a-fish]

brb gonna go be sad and not know why

[dizzydewy]

[dizzydewy]

Oh wait shasghrttt

[i-am-a-fish]

brb gonna go be sad and not know why

[dizzydewy]

[dizzydewy]

I drew a thing i guess

[i-am-a-fish]

I water my plants with milk

[i-am-a-fish]

wait a minute it’s pride month

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dizzydewy]

If you water pumpkins with milk they get GIGATNUS