ms. adventures

its 2025

[healingsuggestions]

one day youll be able to talk about everything you’ve kept bottled up

[lledxela]

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

no

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[kaydeekrunk]

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[pandavalkyrie]

Millenials: We’re all broke, socially anxious, have poor physical fitness, suffering from depression and lack any motivation for life.

Nintendo: We got this.

[shawnphunters]

“That’s my best friend, Vada Sultenfuss. Most of the girls don’t really appreciate her and a lot of the guys are a little afraid of her. But she’s more fun to be around than anyone I know. This summer though, things are changing for everyone. Her father just found someone and her grandmother just lost her marbles. No wonder Vada’s acting so funny. They say sometimes when you get older, friends stop being friends. But not Vada and me. She’ll always be my girl.”

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[tinderventure]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

I don’t even try to stay up till 2am now it just happens

[icelandicstripperboots]

[dizzytuna]

My brain: hey what if-

Me: ✋ dont start shit

[lucidsuggestion]

I can’t fight for you.

Things I should have told you. (via lucidsuggestion)

[lucidsuggestion]

i never believed you, and it seems now that i made the right choice.

[zenvdaya]

[dizzytuna]

Yasss

[dvesti-deactivated20160319]

is that your professional medical opinion

[conceptcollective]

[jasongrace]