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i'm jailene :~) New England born & raised. Puerto Rican. convinced im an actual princess. professional fangirl. snapchat: wtfjaily

[thoodleoo]

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

[thoodleoo]

zeus: hey assfuck have you seen demeter’s kid

hades:

[chronophobica]

help me I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes

[antique-scarecrow]

i can’t actually breathe 

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[the-big-mood]

[spongebobs-daily]

Iconic

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

[parislesbian-deactivated2018021]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[vintageeveryday]

Lipstick chess, 1955.

[marblesarelost]

This is not a straight photo.

[cobie-smulders]

[ouijalords]

[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

what college do you go to?

Dumbass Bitch University

[vaguelady-deactivated20181217]

sameeee

[aisforarthur]

[unbotheredmuse]

the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[willgrahamscock]

the original idea for snapchat was to send nudes but now it’s just watching my friends having fun without me so thanks for that

[devoureth]

[childhoodblog]

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

[nourrice]

my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch

[homophobic]

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

[unclefather]

I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That’s great customer service