Don't Forget to Smile

hi my name is florence. an extreme directioner, meme lord, and food lover. addicted to harry styles. just a fire 18 year old a1 nyc girl running a rad ass blog.

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

[emiliefoulon-photography]

[teapotsahoy]

although they have a reputation as scavengers, hyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are

[tokyostreetphoto]

Cymmetry, Roppongi 六本木

[catcrumb]

[cyberharpie-deactivated20150211]

When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

[nynaeve-almeara]

Is that porn

[sunfish-apologist]

No it’s when someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[mikachu1122]

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

[postmodernismruinedme]

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

[stargazing-enby]

I want ten.

[everwizard]

It’s $875

[sexycraisinthanos]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

[eric-coldfire]

Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.

[systlin]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again. 

[cherry-pop-soda]

imagine shaming people for the way they sit in a fucking

[kyraneko]

good news everyone! if you go to your retail website of choice and type “chair to sit cross legged” into the search bar you will find a number of designs of chair that lets you do this, from ones with purpose-built ledges like that up above to wide chairs with no restrictive arms, at a wide variety of price points some of them quite affordable!

there are lots of these! including a couple that look identical to the above for $209, which is not precisely cheap but significantly better than $875!

also there is a chair that lets you kneel comfortably, for like $40.

(if you don’t like the retail website of choice you can use the search engine to find the chair and then google the manufacturer/producer/store; plenty of them also sell direct)

[gobblebook]

If you are comfortable with a little bit of DIY, I made one of these for myself in just a few hours. I went to a thrift store and bought an old office chair, and I took the legs off the chair. I cut a piece of wood, glued some foam to it, covered it in some fabric, and screwed that to the office chair legs. I sit on a meditation pillow on that. I’ve been using it for over 5 years, and I love it. Whole project cost about $60.

I documented it all here:

[betrachtung]

my god, there is never any time to recover from the world

[kirbtual]

[axetofall]

I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but I’m basically fine

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[dailyquests]

Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[spacelazarwolf]

i think it’s appropriate, funny even, to trauma dump on ppl who are intentionally being an asshole to u.

“lmao u just don’t wanna be bald bc then u’ll look like ur dad”

“i mean yeah honestly it’s kinda traumatic bc i have a rough relationship with my dad. it was rough to go from ‘daddy’s little girl’ to ‘gross gender freak’ after i came out, i’m used to him being my biggest cheerleader even when we didn’t see eye to eye, so to lose his support overnight has been really traumatizing and i’m really sad about it. and like how do i find positive male role models if my own dad doesn’t want to be one for me? who’s supposed to teach me to shave or take me to my first suit fitting or teach me how to be a good man when he doesn’t even believe i am one? what happens when i actually do start to look like him and he still rejects me? it’s just been really stressful to deal with all the—”

[spacelazarwolf]

BINGO

[teaboot]

One time someone asked if my parents didn't give me enough attention as a kid, and I kind of just paused for a sec, then said "well mom slept at the office and dad didn't want me so probably not, actually?" And it turns out they just thought I talked a lot

[thatrandombatgurl]

On Thanksgiving 2021, I was working my old job at a movie theater and wearing my movie theater official mask, when this family came in and one of the guys in the group ordered all the stuff and was kind of a dick to me and when he made a remark about how no one actually died bc of COVID I knew that I could ruin this dude's day, week, maybe even his month. So I forced myself to start crying, like super hard, and drew the attention of everyone in the general vicinity. My grandpa had just died of cancer and everyone at my work knew that he had died but not the cause, and through my tears I lied to him and said 'my grandpa just died from covid last week' and that guy's family turned on him so fast and people in line started calling him out for being an asshole and my manager let me go home early instead of working all day.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,