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Jess/Dan | they/them | 26 a broke non-binary pan ace person? idk Check out my shop! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThatRndmJesse

[thatrandombatgurl]

I made a bunch of lgbt+ bees for my Etsy shop! Check it out, if you're interested! 😊

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThatRndmJesse

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[xetrasherpa]

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[luthientinuvielss]

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[spaceydragons]

@saltycervid

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[sprinkledsalt]

I know this might make people mad, but absolutely refusing to even attempt to treat your mental illness, and instead just endlessly inflicting your unmitigated episodes on the people around you, is abusive. Your loved ones are not stress toys that you can just squeeze every time you feel bad. It is bad if someone says your repeated behavior is hurting them, and you take no steps to change. I know damn well that you can’t always help how your brain acts, but I’ve also spent a lot of years trying to stop my spiraling brain in its tracks, work on strategies to calm down, and consider the impact I’m having on others, because I grew up in a household with people who have the attitude of, “I have the right to consume all the attention in the house and drain your energy every single day because I feel miserable, and you’re the bad guy if you say that I’m making you feel bad and that I need to get help. I can treat you however I want because of my anxiety.”

[chase-solidago]

thinking about what is and what isn't allowed in frame with reference ecosystems in prairie restoration

[ariel-s-awesome]

Explanation from OP in the replies

restoration ecology tends to want to restore to a past state of an ecosystem, but magically that past state never involved people! Harvest, reciprocity, etc are all ignored because we pretend there's such a thing as prairie without people. Turns out, that imagined prairie never existed, there were always people here and there should people involved in restored prairie too!

[clpdee]

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

[clpdee]

[clpdee]

are you kidding

[sassy-spoon]

you named your fucking cat concrete

[fancycake]

Grace using earbuds on low volume to be polite to Rocky, who can still hear everything he’s listening to anyways and would have already told him to please PLEASE stop listening to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls on repeat all day long, except the sound waves blasting into Grace’s head are giving Rocky the perfect opportunity to perv on his ear canals

[copper-caster]

The first time he gets earbuds out is like 🫪

Grace listens to music by shoving little vibrating motors into an orifice? So scandalous, Rocky can't stop watching.

Prev is right this should lead to ear fucking. With the unfortunate consequences of pushing ear wax up against Grace's eardrum & giving him a headache. Now Rocky has to research & build an ear flushing device. Even more scandalous he's got to build something to gently circulate warm water into Grace's ear canal to flush it clear. Even if he builds it Grace or Mary can't safely operate it so he has to do the procedure too 🤭. "It's okay Bud I'd trust you to do open heart surgery"

[gojinka]

My bacteria means I like it.

[princessmo]

[anxietyproblem]

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

[animentality]

[leebrontide]

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[the-17th-imagineer]

As the story goes, a woman was distraught that she didn't get into the college of her dreams. In a fit of sorrow and adhd, she spent 3 sleepless days crocheting this.

But lo! A twist! The woman's fears were misplaced, for she did get into her dream college. Her dream college in Ireland. For obvious reasons, she could not bring her hulking creation with her across the pond, so she gifted it to her local game store, Nowhere's Store of Forgotten Lore, in Springfield Missouri. Legend says it can still be found there to this day, available for sale, waiting for his trainer to arrive.