Control.

Chris de Jager | Rotterdam, The Netherlands

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[Type Ꮎ Negative] Black No. 1 [Little Miss Scare -All]

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[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

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Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

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im screaming it worked lmfao

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Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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I’m his crying wife

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Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018

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[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[cagedlions]

But institutional racism is imaginary, right?

Watch.

[asongofsexandsociety]

never stop reblogging this

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Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

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My heart

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I’m not crying

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God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

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HIS. TAIL.

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Harm’s Way - Left to Disintegrate (x)

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

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Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

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[sa2ha]

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

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I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

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This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.

edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.

[azlinne]

@many-minds-of-vienna

[lucifer-in-my-head]

If one of y’all lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal I’ll accept

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

listen up my futures, here is my standard

step up to standards or become friend zoned forever

[lucifer-in-my-head]

Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.

[the-punning-ubus]

so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp

[absentmindedproff]

This reminds me of the time my dad got my mom authentic samurai swords for their anniversary and all my moms coworkers were all shook because she loved it and was beaming and just so happy about them