hello, you fool

jäz. shows & stuff.

[dronttius-blog]

[djaez]

hieno mies

[cpecod]

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

[vandamaximoff]

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

[merolv01]

What kind of bullshit is this language? Apparently, “pikapikaa” (translates to something like “quickly”) is a real finnish standard language word. And not even only when Pikachu says it.

[ohyousourwolf-blog]

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

[cowboysbeebops-deactivated20140]

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

[djaez]

have you not seen blood in blood out

vatos locos forever

[elixs-blog1]

Okay so in Sweden we have the words “släcka” and “blunda” but you english speaking ppl don’t have a word for “turning out the lights” or “close one’s eyes” do you even sleep?

[proletherian-dictatorship]

and we have “orka” and english doesn’t even have “having the energy (to do something)”

[meddlingqueerkid-deactivated201]

“orka” completes my existence anD IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH THAT THERE ISN’T A WORD FOR ORKA IN ENGLISH my soul seriously hurts everytime i think of it 

[djaez]

we in finland say “it’s raining snow” and “it’s raining water” because we don’t have a word for snowing or raining.

but we have a shitload of synonyms for “being drunk” here are a few

hiprakassa huppelissa hutikassa jurrissa kaasuissa kännissä laitamyötäisessä lärvit maistissa naamat nakit silmillä nauttinut ottanut perseet pienessä päihtyneenä päissään pöhnässä seipäät soosit tuiterissa tumut tunnelissa tuubassa

[circumcising]

what did people even wear in 2008

[gnarly]

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

[piksies-blog]

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

[sun--spirit-deactivated20210126]

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

[necrophilofthefuture]

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

[djaez]

well rich people ofc… not us mortals

[carbonite]

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

[belllaavitaaa-deactivated201808]

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

[wholewheat-deactivated20120828]

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

[djaez]

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

[zechv]

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

[carloabay-ao3]

You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't support trans women.

You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't support black women.

Ok?

And that's fuckin that.

You don't get to decide who deserves feminism.

[liberaljane]

Eat whatever the heck you want today, tomorrow and forever

[Illustration of a woman with brown skin and long dark brown hair. She is smirking at the viewer and holding a fork and a plate of desserts, which includes a slice of pumpkin pie, a frosted pink cookie, a chocolate rugelach cookie, and grapes. She is wearing a chunky green sweater, with a yellow collared shirt underneath and has gold hair pins in her hair. The text reads, ‘eat whatever the heck you want.’ ]

[liberaljane]

Being straight was a phase ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Art by Liberal Jane