DJays Shitposts

I know. Shitty name for a blog. But, if any of y'all have a better idea than mine I open to suggestions.

[toastbutteregg]

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Officially the greatest scene in animation’s history

[ambris]

I died when the music kicked in.

wtf did I just watch???

[captain-raptor]

is this what drugs are like

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

I don’t understand how people dislike seaweed

[djay30-blog]

I'm sitting here all peacefully blogging my happy lil ass of and the the SECOND the clock hit midnight there were high explosions going off in all directions around my house. Almost forgot today's the Fourth of July.

[joshmuratori]

rip polly pocket paddle boat

[literal-humangarbage-deactivate]

‘That’s a mood’

[saltymommie]

This is better than interstellar

[djay30-blog]

''And we're in a LIL FUCKIN POLLY POCKET BOAT'

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[djay30-blog]

I feel personally attacked

[legoisland]

??????

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[spoopyscarymulder-deactivated20]

IM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND.

[dennys]

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[djay30-blog]

It's funny how I can text up a storm for hours on end but when I have to talk in real life I can't go 3 words with studdering or screwing up my words like????????

[viralthings]

We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner

[djay30-blog]

@dennys

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

[djay30-blog]

SO I HAVE OVERWATCH. FUCK IT LOOKS LIKE AGOOD GAME. Well I'd actually play it but ya know, I DONT HAVE THE INTERNET TO PLAY IT SO I SPENT LIKE 70 BUCKS FOR A PAPERWEIGHT. FUCK.

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[djay30-blog]

I broke my finger. Pinker finger. Again. Answer me this, how in the fuck, dose something so smol, HURT SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK ITS UNBEARABLE

[djay30-blog]

Alrighty people I need to tell you about a friend of mine. He was one of those cockey bastard who always made jokes about sitting on his nut because his balls were so big. He was actually kind of an asshole. Well to day it happened. But instead of him, it was me. I SAT ON ONE OF MY NUTS HOLLY FUCK IV NEVER BEEN IN SO MUCH PAUN I THINK I NEED MEDICAL TREATMENT I THINK I SPRAINED A NUT I DONT KNOW IF IT IS POSSIBLE, BUT IF IT IS I THINK I DID. OUCH.

[djay30-blog]

I played Mario kart in real life today when me and my friends all chased my dog around town when he got off his leash... not to self do NOT tie a lead to a bike peg. That is all