DjPjs

[djpjs]

Move fast and fire people who break things!

[djpjs]

Late night walks are interesting because you can watch your older, conservative neighbors hide their Trump-Vance signs before bed.

[sudo-trans--pony]

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[lemonsweet]

They should do this for humans

[kitsnicket]

[drinksss]

springtail eating a salad

[kalachakran]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[escuerzoresucitado]

[djpjs]

Little dairy cow isopod on a walk about town

[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[djpjs]

I saw this and then went out and bought dairy cow isopods 1 day later.

[djpjs]

On a semi-related note this is now an isopod blog.

[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[djpjs]

I saw this and then went out and bought dairy cow isopods 1 day later.

[utopians]

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

[emergentpattern]

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless you’ve sat through a Cat5, but shit’s been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:

Me: I need to go home. There’s a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so I’m worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)

Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?

Me: YES.

Boss: …oh. Okay. Uh…see you tomorrow…

Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:

Me: Hey, it’s starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I don’t leave now, I can’t get home.

Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?

Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.

Boss: ….

Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.

Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.

Different atttempt:

Boss: Why don’t you just get a hotel after work?

Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?

Boss: No.

Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.

[the-haiku-bot]

Boss: Is getting home

more important than getting

your job done tonight?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[notemily]

Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. It’s only going to get worse.

[scarymoviesss-deactivated202410]

“I guess everyone’s forgetting how Kamala—“

nobody forgot shit! we have bigger problems! the only alternative to Kamala is a man who wants to wage war on every minority in America. A man who wants to push us further into full on fascism. any “but that one time Kamala” talk benefits only one person right now and that’s Donald Trump. do your part by keeping that shit to yourself! nobody fucking asked and whatever you’re bringing up isn’t more important than queer people’s lives — which ARE at stake. just shut the fuck up and vote, republicans are counting on infighting among the left, so just put it aside. It can wait, I promise.

[djpjs]

We'll have 4 years to complain but first we need to spend 3 months agreeing she's better than the annoying orange.

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[shamebats]

[mathew]