slimestuff

kawaii squishyness!

[djskittle-kitten]

Send in asks!!

I'm all ears so ask away boi 😝

[djskittle-kitten]

Send me asks!

I love answering stuff so sends me questions!

[ohmygoshbabyanimals]

[djskittle-kitten]

Kawaii! Mama level 5879 billion cake cubs fam

[yellowninjaleopard]

Sorry to bring this up again but I saw Stella’s blog and someone committed suicide and she didn’t even care about it. She was just mildly concerned about that and had didn’t even gave a shit to that very poor anon. (Spread this to DJ skittle kitten)

Oh my god, i am so sorry to hear that, me and Laura are deeply shocked and saddened to hear this, and we are not mad at you, thank you for letting us know, and yes DJ will hear about this.

[djskittle-kitten]

Oh hell no! Stella's at it again?! 😡That poor anon 😭😭😭

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

EM at the pool

It was the last day of summer and Hikari was at the pool with her little floaties, ready to go swimming. Suddenly, she saw something awful in the distance. Karen! She was an overweight irritable woman with an ice cream in one hand and her phone in the other.

Her kid was like a ravenous animal, running around with no regard for the rules. Once he saw Hikari, he grew a big malicious grin. He ran up to her and immediately pushed her in the pool before she got her floaties on. She frantically splashed around, crying out for help, but EM just ignored her.

“You’re a big girl! You can swim just fine without these!” She threw the floaties over the fence.

Hikari started to panic and tried to get to the side, but Ek kept pushing her farther away.

“Hewp! Hewp!” She screamed.

[magicalhoodieskeletongirl]

Gibson gasped and dashed to the scene,wearing his swimming shorts. He was the one who was babysitting her at the time. " Oh my! Do not fret Hikari! Uncle is going to save you!" He said before diving in to save her.

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

She splashed frantically and soon went under the water.

[magicalhoodieskeletongirl]

Gibson swam to her and grabbed her. He went to the surface and got her out of the pool. Gibson tried what he could to get water out of her lungs.

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

She soon coughed up the water, gasping for air. She then started to cry

[magicalhoodieskeletongirl]

Gibson hugged her closely. "It's okay, I've got you now."

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Hikari hugged him back, shaking.

[magicalhoodieskeletongirl]

Gibson rubbed her back to sooth her and shot a angry glare at EM and EK.

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

EM just ignored him, still on her phone

[magicalhoodieskeletongirl]

Gibson picked Hikari up and put her at a safe place. "I'll be back."

[djskittle-kitten]

Kawaii!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

[annabellesacres]

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

[ceescedasticity]

Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with – a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it’d suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too.

A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably.

[bramblepatch]

Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato sack, no self-respecting hobbit owns socks.

[wittyusernamed]

reblogging for the insightful and VERY TRUE statement there

[cauldronkaty]

Um, a hobbit would rob you with a potato in a potato sack.

[djskittle-kitten]

I like these kinds of knives!

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon and the real creatures that inspired their design

Poliwag – Translucent Tadpole

Shellos – Chromodoris Lochi

Caterpie – Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Caterpillar

Ursaring – Sun Bear

Parasect – Cordyceps  Fungus

Sandslash – Pangolin

Goomy – Ceratosoma Amoenum

Victreebel – Pitcher Plant

Drowzee –  Tapir

Mudkip – Axolotyl

[djskittle-kitten]

Wow!

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[d-lightfulexcess]

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

[tellmeayarn]

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

[djskittle-kitten]

Yep, that's about how it is

[dimension20official]

The One Trainer Who Has a Reason For Catching Shiny Pokemon

[canoftoast]

This went in a direction unexpected, but I am totally ok wth.

[trans-mouse]

IM CRYING THIS IS THE SPECIALEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!

[thealphabetmurders]

The

[yellowninjaleopard]

This is beautiful.

[djskittle-kitten]

😍😍😍 omg this is so beautiful!

[retrogamingblog2]

Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed made by TemptedBelongings

[djskittle-kitten]

Kawaii level over nine million ice pebbles fam

[thesassybunnies]

THIS IS GREAT 😍😍 

(via)

[djskittle-kitten]

Cookies and cream shake!

[djskittle-kitten]

[andallshallbewell]

[djskittle-kitten]

I am so hungry rn 🤩🍰🎂🍩🥧

[thearchiveofcolour]

*throws a bucket of cockroaches on you then runs out blowing air horns* ROACHY!!! 😝😝😝

[djskittle-kitten]

Roachy! 😝😝😝😝

[edgyangelwolfkiller]

*aggressively plays flute*

ace baldimore: mr davis baldimore what are you doing?

@pixeleris-studios-owo

[djskittle-kitten]

Smooth move roach food

@pixeleris-studios-owo

[hereinlife13-deactivated2014122]

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

[djskittle-kitten]

🤩🤩🤩🤩 ahhh!

[everythingfox]

Maned wolf in Brazil

(via)

[foxpost-generator]

✅ leg

[djskittle-kitten]

😍🐶 awww wolf boi looks like a fox!