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1994.Shitposts.My original content are scattered throughout Tumblr under ten+ different urls. Good luck finding each one of them. Or you can ask me through messages. 😘

[kevinruss]

[dnmrdl-blog]

For some reason this looked like bacon to me

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Reblogging purely for the last one

[svrgebinder]

@jupiterjames

[beatboxbully]

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[bedfish]

[wigwams]

rise

[bpdirt]

i want to get better but being a mess is my entire identity

[dnmrdl-blog]

Call it anything but love.

Jason Mraz, Christina Perri

[dnmrdl-blog]

You are strong,  but you're needy, Humble but you're greedy

Jason Mraz, Beautiful Mess

[fishlout]

[daughter-of-ophelia]

envisiondragons:

astridthevalkyrie:

dragontatoes:

the-chicken-is-not-amused:

2016 in a nutshell

I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context

I love how many notes this has

2016. In. A. Nutshell.

[doll]

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[ashobrien-deactivated20230718]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[dnmrdl-blog]

Super sumpy

[thatdiva]

[jasonptodd]

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead