dream daddy

collection of times that dan and phil infiltrated our dreams ☁︎ main blog: hoodiestrings

[dnp-dreams]

btw if you happen to have a dream about dan and phil feel free to send it to me :)

[dnp-dreams]

Had a dream dan kissed phil on the cheek in a video and the whole internet was normal about it

these kinds of dreams are the funniest to me because i can't imagine this happening and not reblogging 25 different gifs of it

[lizardsmp3]

i feel like we havent spent enough time on phil's insane dream about the lady injecting them with ketamine on a plane so he had to hit her with a brick. his mind is a beautiful place

[dnp-dreams]

i had a dream that dan had employed me to hide his weed somewhere in his house before these 2 men came. their whole deal was that they would go into houses and take any and all drugs. they werent cops, just some random guys in suits.

so i went to dans house and he gave me his weed and instructed that i must hide it somewhere the men would never find. so, i went around his house that was 2 floors and all in greyscale looking for a spot to hide it. i made my way to his bedroom where he had this bright red alarm clock so i clicked a few buttons on it, one of which brought me to a different universe that was exactly the same as the other one, so i hid the weed there under alternate universe dan's bed. i then returned to the original universe and told dan theyd never find it.

dan then gave me a calculator as payment, and i noticed that the button i clicked on the alarm to get to the alternate universe was also on this calculator, so i clicked it. then i woke up.

no but this is actually so structured for a weird dream it's kinda creepy

[aloysiusness]

i once had a dream that phil got engaged to some random guy and they announced he was moving into the phouse and i didn't want to tell anyone lest i speak it into existence but now i think the coast is clear

[ghostlytragicangel]

Sister Daniel has followed me to my dreams.

Apparently he knew my address and the address of other people I was with and said that he would deliver us pizza if we would buy him stuff.

[dapghost]

I had a dream last night that Dan and Phil were on the phodcast complaining that they had really bad sex the night before and they told us that this was the consequence of us being parasocial about them

[badphunny]

Good morning!

It is 6: 25 A.M, I just woke up and I'm happy to announce that I had the BEST QUICK DREAM

DAN AND PHIL KISSED! IT WAS THIS QUICK PASSIONATE PECK ON THE LIPS BUT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

I JUST HAD TO LET PEOPLE KNOW

[bowlofmie]

one of the only times I got close to lucid dreaming was when I was 12.

I dreamt that I showed my stuffed lion to Phil Lester, and he called him ugly and cringed. I was so horrified and confused bc I knew he would never do that, that I snapped into awareness I was dreaming

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

had a dream that dan and phil had a homemade movie night inside a random cave with a bunch of phannies and then when dnp got there they pulled up with a GIANT SUITCASE of sweets and snacks and Phil proceeded to Eat Them All

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

i. keep having weirdly specific yet kinda canon compliant dreams of dnp lmao??? today's dream was that i was at a party and dan and phil were there and phil just started doing the worm on the floor, flailed like a fish out of water then passed out, we had to call the vet, they said he just needed attention

[tt04sty]

Had a dream they uploaded "Dan and Phil: The Movie" (a cinematic retelling of their life story culminating in the rebrand) while I was busy doing a campus tour. Knowing my luck with their big uploads they would

[therealcoelacanth]

i had a dream that dan and phil had a baby and then immediately got a phabortion

[phillietemple]

my phannie dreams are becoming insanely abstract bc why did i dream i found a circle of dirt like they had (it tasted like matcha)

[dyingsnail]

just had a dream were it was phil's 40th birthday and dnp were doing a live stream and we all started calling them old man yaoi and phil had a genuine crash out live on youtube

[franklestelnn]

Thought I should let everypony know I just had a dream abt Dan and Phil at a play ground and Dan was pushing Phil on the swing. They were wearing their red carpet outfits and Dan kept saying “I’m the best dressed at this damn play park”

[cassandralexxx]

Had a dream where Dan was my infusion nurse and Phil was also there. Not for any medical reason, just as Dan’s moral support 💀

So whatever that means