Creative Title

I'm Ryan. I like space, cats, and music. Sharp as a tack, but in the sense that I'm not smart, just a prick

[fuks]

[bob-belcher]

[nitewrighter]

She said

[tzifron]

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[slowspinningredemption]

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

[slowspinningredemption]

government: do not go outside

me:

[birdloaf]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[furbearingbrick]

pictured: me

[bnq]

don’t forget the chaser:

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[insomnyakat]

w h

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re literally unable make promises you can’t keep.

[theevilcactus]

Forget promises you can keep, I’d use this to prove facts about the universe.  “I promise that string theory is true.”  Imagine the power you’d have, to know that if you said it it must be true.

[ruinedchildhood]

[yonkou]

[wiredawake]

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[catchymemes]

[theauspolchronicles]

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

[quasi-normalcy]

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.

[third-nature]