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Mama we're all going to hell

[iamjessemccartney]

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

[asteroidarsonist]

wh

why

[iamjessemccartney]

cod

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[pomeranian2]

[goood-thickness]

All natural goodness*

[straig]

[arandomthot]

It’s sad that so many people relate to this

[animals-eating-cake-blog-deacti]

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[spoonmeb]

oooooooooogurl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

[firstladyfeyre-deactivated20170]

Wait what

[love-personal]

Summer

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

Sources?

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

people who show you new music are important

[gennyescsecsemo]

[pixiehann-deactivated20200507]

porn is so misleading. there’s absolutely no way that men with tribal tattoos have that much sex.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who will sing you the entire star wars cantina theme