Whatever man

So my name's Michael. I'm 29 years old and I live in Oregon USA. I reblog humor mostly.

[vioyume]

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[pjharvey]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

fanart :)

[steampowerednarwhal]

The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

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[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[prodomius]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[animentality]

[somecunttookmyurl]

hot take ig on the "i'm gay i can't count" site but the rise in an inability to do even basic mental arithmetic is just as concerning as the increasing lack of reading comprehension

[somecunttookmyurl]

truly the only time i will whip out the calculator app for mental maths is when i do need to be pinpoint accurate (not ballparking it) and also it involves an annoying number like "what's 17% of that". i could do it in my head. it just takes a minute. i don't necessarily want to

the vast majority of the time however either a) a ballpark figure is fine ("eh 17% is about £3.60 or so") or b) it's a simple enough addition/subtraction/percentage... so it is literally fucking quicker to do it in my head

[somecunttookmyurl]

the amount of people who think "100% increase" means "this happens 100% of the time now" and not simply "the amount doubled" makes me want to boil myself alive

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[headspace-hotel]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

[waluigiii-deactivated20161015]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[nevoadecaipora]

HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

[cloacatak]

[ultrakart]

All the brand names in this anime have been parodies so far which is why I got JUMP SCARED by this real Yamaha Pacifica™️

Oh and serious kudos to the animators for animating this bit accurately! No joke when I saw this I was like "did they animate her fingers correctly?" and I swiveled in my chair and grabbed my guitar and tried playing what she plays and it is indeed correct!

[ultrakart]

@identifying-guitars-in-posts @identifyingguitarsinposts

Which one of you nerds can get this one first.

[identifyingguitarsinposts]

Yamaha Pacifica 612V in Fired Red

[identifying-guitars-in-posts]

yeah what she said! :D