Regina Phalange

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap clap clap*

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place (2016-2020) Created by Michael Schur

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[sandandglass]

Castle s07e23

[jimthecrickett]

It’s that time again guys

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[abkvs]

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

[elodieunderglass]

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

[gizmo-gremmie]

I love this so much

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[kohl-yis]

she

she just

she just did that

[thursday]

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[sandandglass]

[memewhore]

[manny-jacinto]

COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[regretroulette]

[bartdontlie]

Sometimes I accidentally receive email intended for other people. 

I try to be helpful. 

(Meanwhile I haven’t replied to like the last six emails from actual family members. I’m the worst.) 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATES! 

Jules replied to thank me for pointing out her error. She regrets to inform me that they already have an officiant: 

Then while attempting to send the wedding weekend accommodations email to the correct Ed she sent the original email to me again. 

I’m still trying to help: 

I haven’t heard from Jules since Friday so I suspect this is the end of our correspondence, but I’ll keep everyone posted. 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATE! Pete and Jules’s big day is almost here! 

It seemed like the right thing to do for all the joy they’ve brought us. 

[bartdontlie]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god! 

Pete and Jules sent me a thank you note! 

Complete with a very nice note: 

Aren’t they just the best? I should probably send them a thank you note to say thank you for the thank you note, shouldn’t I? 

Of course I should. 

[bookoisseur]

God I fucking love the internet.

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Lesson/s

[beca-mitchell]

god, grant me the confidence and audacity of alexis rose