i have no idea where i am rn

mal. early 30s. im gay and trans and less of a girl and more a collection of hideous arthropods puppeting the meat of a girl into vaguely coquettish shapes. im monogamous. yes i have two girlfriends. its fine dont worry about it. I've got.. some kinda dissociative disorder. there's like. 8 of me. I don't use any pronouns. You have to call me Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla every time. I'm incredibly divorced.

[brainfondue]

[flipchild]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[stupidfuckingdeer]

THE HORSE GETS ITS OWN SUIT UP SEQUENCE IM DYING

[boccher]

they just opened a betting market for my future boob size on kalshi

[lesserquire]

helping her boof prog call that inside her trading

[grlstlker]

too obsessive for anything casual i need to be the only one and i need you to consume me

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[adz]

macklemore “thrift store 3”

standing at the sink while i wash my wounds

when i’m finished i watch cartoons

the man on the screen reenacts my death.

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[lamignonette]

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge