i have no idea where i am rn

mal. early 30s. im gay and trans and less of a girl and more a collection of hideous arthropods puppeting the meat of a girl into vaguely coquettish shapes. im monogamous. yes i have two girlfriends. its fine dont worry about it. I've got.. some kinda dissociative disorder. there's like. 8 of me. I don't use any pronouns. You have to call me Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla every time. I'm incredibly divorced.

[brainfondue]

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Thanks push notifications

[thelvadams]

ALIEN: ISOLATION (2014) • Creative Assembly

[widdlez]

Happy plant

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[katatonicimpression]

Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

[hellyesbro]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[synfullewrecche]

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

[famicom]

[achesspiece]

last time i went to the hospital was for throwing up blood and the nurse asked me what i'd eaten the day before and i was like well i had my unholy brew and she asked what that is and i explained that i take a 16oz can of coke and a 16oz can of pepsi and mix them in a 32oz bottle and call it my unholy brew and she took a second, looked at me perplexed, and asked, "why do you do that?"

[achesspiece]

anyways cheers to another night of unholy brew

[cikero]

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

[catgirltitties]

.

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[toskarinfr]

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

[coughloop]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

girls night out

[sistersorrow]

Darwin IV, where walking barefoot is essential to your survival

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wrong! beachquills attack

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[synoddiane]