Tex

One of tf141’s medics #1 pea hater (cod oc blog :))

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oh my god hello guys....

well... this is... awkward. Uh,,,! Hi!

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prolly gonna redo my intro soon… if I feel like it. Maybe I’ll just make a website instead…?? Need some ideas of what to do for intros because I have no idea 😭

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I’m back.

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OOC//

guys…. I forgot abt tumblr

Genuinely been way too caught up with work and family stuff, but thats okay because i desperztely needed a break anyways.

Im gonna go sip a piña colada now, bye bye.

[ask-sgtcrow]

Lemonade? Crunchy ice? Sip it once? Sip it twice? Lemonade, with crunchy ice, sip it once, sip it twice. Turn around, touch the ground, go the disco all around.

-🦘🩺

(( @docmcshutup ))

what is this weird, fucked up version of the hokey pokey.

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No lemonade? Or crunchy ice? Do you not like to sip it once or twice? How about turning around, touching the ground, or doing the disco all around?

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HI DOC!!!! i made cookies do you want some😎😎😎

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Oh… these are…. Amazin..!!

Biting into one totally didnt chip my tooth, thanks Nikk..!!!

Eating it carefully, refusing to make eye contact with the soldier. Coughing a bit when he swallows, but continues nonetheless.

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Do not touch the food in the fridge if its labelled “DO NOT EAT!” Its labelled like that because they do not want you to eat it! Dumbasses!

[shadowcompanys-medic-beaks]

Guys. Is it legal to punt a rookie medic?

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HE’S HORRIBLE AT COMFORTING INJURED SHADOWS! I WANT TO SLAP HIM!

I mean come on! Is it really that hard to not reply with “sucks to suck” or “whomp whomp” to guy who just got hit with a mother flipping GRENADE?!

Honestly, I already have a migraine from having to train staff, prevent rabies, order new supplies, sift through paperwork, do medical exams, building a mental ward, AND TAKE CARE OF MY OWN SELF! I do not have the TIME for this bs!

[docmcshutup]

Wait till he gets hurt and say “whomp whomp”. Worked for one kid, dont know if it’ll work for ya.

[judas-askblog]

taking fentanyl/guts (i hate fentanyl as a name) on a walk round base

[docmcshutup]

HES GETTING SO BIGGG

I remember grabbin’ him from a big ole’ trash can and takin’ him. Now he’s thrivin!! Kids man….

[druap]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

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I choked on an orange.

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i’ll never forget this doc ☹️☹️☹️ I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!!

— 🥟 ( can i use this heh… also i hope you remember me so you know what im talking about )

Oh quiet down. You need an IV!!! Be glad I’m not doin’ surgery.

(you’re more than welcome!)

[callsign-trebletrouble]

Bonjour! Favorite animal??

- @docmcshutup 🦘🩺

ooooooough how could you ask me thattttt—

Land animal? Moose.

Flying animal? Crows/Ravens

Marine animal? Bloodybelly comb jellyfish (it’s so pretty)

Prehistoric animal? Crocodile

Extinct animal? Megalodon shark

Cryptid ‘animal’ legend? Mothman

Favourite bug/insect? The daddy long legs spider

So many more. Just. So many.

[docmcshutup]

Great. Whats your favorite myth or ancient thing. Need this for science.

[nikkaskblog]

Go to infirmary. Meds and iv. We needa see that iron too, make sure you dont pass out.

- @docmcshutup 🦘🩺

no no no no NO NO NO NO!!!! I HATE INFIRMARIES NO!!!!!!!! 😣😣😣😣

[docmcshutup]

Infirmary!!! Now!!!!

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who knows how to do cartwheels, and can they teach me?? Dont ask why. I came up with a new tactic.

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its cannon Tex likes BofB and the pacific. Fight with me, its my character.