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by combining a denim needle and denim thread you can perform a powerful spell known as altering a pair of jeans

#finally fixed a pair of jeans so they fit right #clothing alterations #eventually i'll get around to doing this to all my clothes that need altering

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I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

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i am [remembers i don't like oversharing online] having experiences

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too personal for the group chat too interesting for my journal just right for vagueposting about on tumblr.com

#shouting into the void #my nothing post

i am [remembers i don't like oversharing online] having experiences

#ough

google search: how to accept job offer aloof casual nonchalant

#emailposting #<- again

just fully clocked myself in the sternum by dropping my phone on it. bad omen for july

#shouting into the void #more like mumbling i guess #i want to like july #but alas. i hate this cursed month

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honestly if I were to pull up my blinds in the night and there was a scary face outside at this point I probably wouldn't even react

#just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

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im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

#affirmations #this is the spiritual answer to my emailposting #need this pinned up on my wall

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how can i be expected to send an email in these conditions

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i think i'm in email hell. please email me thoughts and prayers

#vagueposting about. email

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hanging on by a thread. but There is game changer to be watched

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suffering cancelled

i blow-dried my hair and it looks nice

#also watched the new game changer episode. which helped #yayay

hanging on by a thread. but There is game changer to be watched

#game changer #dropout #the torment nexus #out of my adhd meds again #<- they are also functionally my antidepressants #it's not that bad. but like. still

how can i be expected to send an email in these conditions

#i feel like the plinko horse #at a point in life where i'm frequently met with new types of emails to write #and some of them are Scary

i think they secretly make june longer every year

#most other months of the year feel shorter as an adult than they did when i was a kid #but june has been on an upward trend #july remains to be seen #summer

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one of my favorite posts of all time

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when i was a kid i ate hershey's kisses with the paper because i liked the texture. no one told me to do this

#somehow no one took this as a sign of anything #they should have

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came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

#vibes for JUNE #<- through gritted teeth #i still have 16 days to be this dog

incredibly sinister that looking up anything related to wrinkles will come up with a thousand results for "anti-aging." stop trying to sell me eternal youth i just want to know the name of this one type of wrinkle so i can give them proper credit for making me hotter

#they're the ones that show up under my eyes when i smile #i fear i've been loving them lately #i 🩷 you visible signs of aging

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#*taking a drag of what at first glance appears to be a cigarette but upon closer examination turns out to be a lit candle*#yeahh it's that kind of week #(<- monday)

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