I'm a Tumblr, Born under Punches

Hi I'm a jerk

[doctor-birdbrain]

Making the weenie sycophant who pines over his evil boss gay is something the Simpsons did like twenty-something years ago. Pick up the slack, Disney.

[doctor-birdbrain]

This bird knows how we all feel right now.

[doctor-birdbrain]

Hey internet can we have a little more feeder fetishism that’s about providing someone with nourishment and pleasure and a little less that’s about HAHA MAKE THE FATTY THROW UP OR EXPLODE

It would just be nice is all

[doctor-birdbrain]

I set up a different blog for Obberwadge garbage here if anybody wants to see me getting hilariously and uselessly mad at an FPS fandom again. (there’s also some comedy porn there so take care)

Somebody please save me from myself

[parrotsplace-deactivated2016071]

The cockatoo of wealth, Reblog to to have good fortune and wealth come your way!

[doctor-birdbrain]

Apparently my new FPS OTP is mad max terrorist timon and pumba and I’m not even...mad?

Maybe just a little mad.

um.

[doctor-birdbrain]

sometimes I still draw things I guess

[doctor-birdbrain]

Torn between being annoyed that the two most visibly fat/disabled characters in Team Fortress 3 are a couple of grotesque dangerous ~crazypsycho~ comedy criminals and being like fuck you Blizzard, I like the character dynamic so I’m shipping it anyway.

[lipstickluchador]

Help needed in SoCal

So, tumblr, it’s come to this:

I’ve been kicked out of my house and smacked in the eye over a dispute for $3 (absolutely incredible, I know!) and I kinda… Need a place to stay. I live in SoCal, around orange/ventura county. If anyone here can reach Camarillo who could host me (I dont have any money and I don’t have a job, I’m sorry), I can do household chores and cook if needed. Please hit me up if you can host me, and if my followers would like to help, please signal boost me?

Thank you for your time everyone.

[lipstickluchador]

Additional notice that the house I lived in has 2 cats, just in case anyone who is willing to host is allergic. That would be a horrible way to repay your goodwill!

[lipstickluchador]

morning reblog

[doctor-birdbrain]

why tf does dick dorkins sound exactly like saladfingers

[doctor-birdbrain]

haw ye

[doctor-birdbrain]

Continuing the dicynodont kick, here’s a tiny head study of Pristerodon.

(ref)

[doctor-birdbrain]

was internet-researching dicynodonts for world-buildy spec-evo reasons, got peeved at all the shrink-wrapped synapsids everywhere, drew an unhappy Placerias screaming into a green void.

(based on this photo, wonky perspective and all.)

[doctor-birdbrain]

a little witch and his big black cat

[doctor-birdbrain]

Somebody had to do it.

Please vote to give everyone a pleasant, quiet Halloween full of nothing but the peaceful sounds of gunfire and the wailing of the unrestful dead.

[doctor-birdbrain]

Making more damn TF2 items for the hell of it.

Vote to make your Pyro prettier if you like.

[doctor-birdbrain]

tfw you draw your OCs’ skulls for shits and giggles and they don’t even look like the same species