PROFESSIONAL BENCH-BATTER.

GO NO.87!!! ---------------------------------- A Text Doctor RP account

[doctor-waterboy]

WE WANT A BATTER, NOT A BROKEN LADDER!

Welcome to the stands! This is a RP blog that is a part of the Text Doctors community. It functions like a real blog ran by a fictional character, where "Dr. Waterboy" will log and reblog things IC.

ABOUT ME:

[DOCTOR WATERBOY, PROFESSIONAL BENCH-BATTER]

((mod messages like this one will start with those two left parenthesis. heres the sketch for waterboy's design bc i think it looks a little better. bat's too big but shhh

[skapasta]

i dont know why "multiball" is only a thing that exists for pinball. all ball sports should have multiball. just imagine the baseball games

[doctor-waterboy]

i am putting a cosmic brownie on your head

balacnceing :)

~ SS

ULTIMATE! LEVEL! BALANCE!!!

[He's standing on one foot.]

[mayothompson]

there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

[doctor-waterboy]

*looking outside the broken window* HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND WHERE I LIVE

~ SS

HEY! IM JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN MISS. SOMEONE OUGHT TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR A VICTIM TO BALL RELATED HOME DAMAGE!! ..PROPETY DAMAGE. CRIME. WHOEVER DID THATS A REAL CRIMER

...CRIMINAL

[the-arcade-doctor]

[ i know i dont have a official in my name but- ] [ official verse blogs, can i huddle with yall until the text doctors come back? :< ]

[doctor-waterboy]

HOW COULD WE COME BACK,

WHEN WE'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[thomas--bombadil]

A handsome oriole poses heroically, as he guards his precious orange.

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[semutamusic]

[birdidentifier]

[catboybiologist]

[cheshires-wonderland]

@doveghost

[doveghost]

[the-arcade-doctor]

every reblog this posts gets i will pet my cat once

[doctor-waterboy]

oi shortstack

how tall are thy

NORMAL HEIGHT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[doctor-waterboy]

HE GENUINELY. GENUINELY PISSES ME OFF

[textlawyer]

I ate some cookies today and had some lemonade.

[doctor-waterboy]

ARE YOU TWELVE???????

[textlawyer]

And then I played some video games.

[doctor-waterboy]

how did a batter man and his brother (whose a lawyer??) manage to pull /platonic the sun??

HAVE KINDNESS AND LOVE IN YOUR HEART

AND BE SICK AS FUCK WITH IT

[herpsandbirds]

Red Warbler (Cardellina rubra), family Parulidae, order Passeriformes, Oaxaca, Mexico

Photograph by Greg Lavaty

[doctor-waterboy]

:f

want an image of a hotdog?

;f

WANNA TRADE HOTDOG IMAGES? I GOT A LOAD OF DOGS ITCHING TO GET THEIR PICTURES MADE

[the-text-mariner]

:f

what

;f

[doctor-waterboy]

OK FINE. NO PHOTOS OF MY PARKS HOTDOGS. I SEE HOW IT IS.

WERE STILL TRADING THO. I SENT YOU MY BALLPARK HOTDOG PLEASE RESPOND

[the-text-mariner]

:f

glizzy

;f

[doctor-waterboy]

:f

want an image of a hotdog?

;f

WANNA TRADE HOTDOG IMAGES? I GOT A LOAD OF DOGS ITCHING TO GET THEIR PICTURES MADE

[the-text-mariner]

:f

what

;f

[doctor-waterboy]

OK FINE. NO PHOTOS OF MY PARKS HOTDOGS. I SEE HOW IT IS.

WERE STILL TRADING THO. I SENT YOU MY BALLPARK HOTDOG PLEASE RESPOND

[doctor-waterboy]

:f

want an image of a hotdog?

;f

WANNA TRADE HOTDOG IMAGES? I GOT A LOAD OF DOGS ITCHING TO GET THEIR PICTURES MADE

[doctor-waterboy]

I 'M REALLY GOOD AT ART. LOOK AT MY SELF PORTRAIT!! NO I DID NOT USE A BASE . BECAUSE I AM THAT GOOD AT ART