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hi, I'm matthew. i'm great with words, my brain just has me say them in the wrong order.

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 2.01 - Relaunch

[draconym]

I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.

[doctorbathr00m]

A dumb bit ive been doing any time im on a roll is saying im in the zone then under my breath i’ll end it with”… auto-zone”

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[theconcealedweapon]

[nickmarino]

[adaptationsdaily]

Holes (2003) Directed By: Andrew Davis

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[defiantlybouncingonit]

Reblog this to reblog from the user you reblogged from

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[solvatochrome]

hey just letting everyone know the power didnt go out

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Vegans stay losing

[kosmogrl]

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

[bannertanks]

[capybaralovers]

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[segamascott]

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[heywriters]

^^^