L'homme, Le Mythe, La Légende

I post whatever. Primarily it's anime, sciencey stuff, or bideo games. Basically whatever I feel like. Male, INTJ, Physicist, Pisces, 25.

[hog-zone]

[asingularcanadian]

[lost-carcosa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[gay-pippin]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[gay-pippin]

[iknowitsmad]

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

[gif87a-com]

[trycoastal]

Keep liking my posts and we gonna end up like this

[princehexxing]

How I’m trying to be with my mutuals

[french-romarin]

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

[maya-tl]

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

[wizardoutofoz]

This man has done more for helping me understand the way french pronunciation works than anything else has. Like, genuinely if I had any hope of ever pronouncing a single french word, I’d use this as a resource for that

[gehayi]

The utter OUTRAGE at how English speakers say “hug.”

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[battlevilla]

[amygdalae]

no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed

[hard-times-paramore]

I agree but did you have to say it like that

[amygdalae]

yes

[lscapricorn]

[cruiserkashima-deactivated20220]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[danhumphrey]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[nepofledgling]

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

[nepofledgling]

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

[lambreta-do-capeta]

[officialunitedstates]

things I know about brazil:

jungle

jesus statue

[forfuckssakejim]

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

[officialunitedstates]

[gunsandfireandshit]