Modern Court Wizard

Muscular women and giant robots are my kinks

[mx-mistoffolees]

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[die1kdeaths]

INTP: *freaking out* Can you give me some logic?

INFP: What do you mean?

INTP: Tell me everything's going to be okay but do it logically.

[honeylemony]

Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience

Understimulation

Overstimulation

The Anger Spiral

Wednesday Forever

Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.

And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪

[pondering-the-blorbs]

[zechs]

[hazy-october]

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

“…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.”

— Gone Girl (Gillian Flynn)

[strawberry-crocodile]

There is no shared white history. Europeans all hated each other from the first settlers up until the 1500s. No Italian has even fucking heard the word “Odin” until long after (”white”) christian missionaries nearly eradicated that religion. If  you and I are both white than our ancestors probably fucking hated each other. Hell, if you’re a white mutt like me, various roots of your own family tree fucking hated each other and considered each other foreign savage barbarians. The only thing that unifies the white race is skin color and privilege, and neither of those things fill me with any kind of pride.

[american-edgelord-deactivated20]

I’m going to refute this later, but I’m in the middle of changing a flat tire.

[strawberry-crocodile]

lol no you’re not

[twerkingyaowang]

the answer to his pinned question is no btw

[iconnoteven]

Haman Karn from Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam 💫

[bleuhour]

make it feel like a movie you saw in your youth make it feel like that song that just unopened you.

DREAMLAND by glass animals.

[bananonbinary]

I wish allistic people understood that infodumping about a special interest is a lot closer to baring your soul than sharing fun facts

[bananonbinary]

Like the information itself isnt the point, its the conduit through which im trying to communicate with you. Its a love language.

[quinintheclouds]

What neurotypicals think it is: “I’m gonna ramble about this one specific thing that you’re not even interested in.”

What it actually is: “this is a thing that makes me happy, and I want to share my happiness with you because I feel comfy around you and I love you”

[homebrewfromthevoid]

SIMPLE BACKGROUNDS

Not everyone is born a hero. Not everyone is special. Whether for an NPC or for a player character, these backgrounds are for those among us who live or have lived a life far away from the limelight. However, that doesn’t mean they can’t rise to the occasion. In fact, far from it.

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[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[losttheforestpath]

HELL YEAH

[keena-kapu]

D&D Nerd bros: “Nooo!!! You can’t pick that race to be a that class!!! The stats don’t work :’( There’s no racial bonuses that work with it!!! You can’t max out the stats!!!”

Me:

[batfamcreys]

[countess-of-cagliostro]

Okay for reference, Batman can’t see the shades because he doesn’t have magical powers and the Shades know this. But shit like this has been happening the whole movie and he’s gotten decently good at telling where magical shit is based on where everyone else is gawking at. I just love that the Shades genuinely get spooked, suddenly unsure if Batman actually does have powers or if he’s secretly a god or something. Cause that’s what Batman does: tricking far more powerful heroes and villains into thinking he’s not just a rich boy in a mask.

[noxvella]

Batman is so fucking good

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

in sorting my dad's d&d minis i have discovered that on female-presenting humanoids, evil characters tend to have larger boobs. my conclusion is that villainy is stored in the titties, im not taking criticism, thank you for coming to my tit talk

[byjove]

I own a book that should not exist.

I collect old books. Mostly turn of the century stuff published between 1870 and 1920. My parents did too. They emassed a collection of books somewhere in the thousands. They got them out of abandoned houses, at auctions, as gifts and at every antique store on the east coast. My dad cleaned out his house after the divorce and I got some of the books. I planned to keep the good ones and hopefully sell some of the ones I didn’t have room for. For the past several days I have been researching the different titles and publishing dates to see how much they’re worth, usually it’s somewhere between $15-$50 so I’m not getting rich off it any time soon. I encountered this book:

Beautiful, right? Screams late Victorian period opulence. Definitely keeping it. I check for an owner’s name or little note on the title page, I love books that were Christmas gifts long ago. Instead I find this:

A gift for a student as an award for her academic success. From either 1875 or 1895. Very fucking cool. I search for the Chatsworth Institute of Baltimore Maryland in hopes that I am holding a significant piece of history in my hands. No such Institute has ever existed in Baltimore, none. Not historically, not currently. There is a Chatsworth school in Maryland but it’s a contemporary public school. I cannot find record of this school anywhere online, there is nothing left behind, it must have been a formal school to afford to give awards. There should be some trace of it. It’s like this book came from an alternate universe.

Let’s go to the title page:

Beautifully illustrated by a W Cunston or W Gunston. Neither name being up anyone. The name of the author of this book is nowhere to be seen. The publisher is London based and mostly published childrens books (including the words of Beatrice Potter) and that is the only concrete fact I can get. Googling “Eilon Manor” and “The Four Sisters” brings up very little. I sift and I find a book called Eilon Manor published in 1863. Like Baptista, it’s an incredibly boring piece of literature for Victorian young women. The author is listed as D. Richard, no first name, no gender, no location. D. Richard does not seem to exist either.

I cannot find any other copies of Baptista a Quiet Story. I cannot find D. Richard or W. Gunston. I cannot find a publishing date on this book. It is truly as though it slipped out from another parallel dimension.

[byjove]

Both of my parents confirmed they’ve never seen this book in their lives, it was not in the house when they moved in, they don’t remember buying it or rescuing it from an abandoned building. They have no idea where it came from. This is me right now:

[dungeonmalcontent]

Do you want warlocks? Because this is how you get warlocks.