[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[idhren]

turn on the sound

[trickstertime]

I was thinking about this post last week and didn’t even bother trying to search for it cuz how in the fuck would you describe it in a way that tumblr search would find

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[kunaigirl]

#mypebbles!!!!

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[tttyg444]

I miss you Jesse Pinkman

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[mlleclaudine]

from India Rose Crawford's Instagram: Frog bakes a loaf of bread 🍞🐸

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[blignick]

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

[alex51324]

the kitties long for the weighing tub

[gonsplode]

[poppiesnroses]

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

[karcatgirl-vantas]

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[blumineck]

I get why they do it, but if I picked up a bow and it sounded like this, I’d be signing up for the shield wall instead!

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[blumineck]

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve ever made!

(Also even looking at that green arrow bow as I post this I’ve spotted more issues with it. Like what’s his arrow resting on?)

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