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Hello! I'm Rantaro, and I’m 20! (They/them) Comissions: OPEN

[doctorrosalia]

Hey, I wanna play animal crossing so if you wanna commission me to write something for you feel free!

Prices

$5 for 1k words of writing

$5 for 20 lines or 5 stanzas of poetry, 5 lines or extra stanzas after that are $1 extra

Terms and Conditions

-I will need payment upfront, if you message me on tumblr I will need a screenshot of your payment

-I have the right to decline a project

-I can write:

Gore

Horror

Fandoms (if I’m not familiar with a fandom, it may take a bit more time)

OC x Canon/Self shipping

Suggestive

-I will not write

Outright NSFW/fetish (I’m sorry, I’m really bad at writing smut)

Anything racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.

Hazbin hotel

Incestuous/pedophic ships (this includes adopted ships)

Fandoms I am familiar with

Resident Evil

Devil May Cry

Lobotomy Corporation

King of Fighters

Danganronpa

Contact info/paying methods

Tumblr: you’re on it!

Email: [email protected]

Discord: Doctor Rosalia#3651

PayPal:

Go to paypal.me/doctorrosalia and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Ko-fi:

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[doctorrosalia]

Hi! I’m OP!

This post is very outdated!

By saying that, I mean my prices have increased since then!

You can find my new prices down here!

Commissions

wheee

[bnq]

gasfight

girlkeep

gake boss

[otherwindow]

character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

[doctorrosalia]

[midiport]

this is playin on a crusty ipad somewhere

[trench-rat]

This is what ur sims watch

[doctorrosalia]

I just think they’re neat :)

[omghotmemes]

Vampires and the filtered lights.

[charlesoberonn]

[doctorrosalia]

I just think they’re neat :)

[thequantumranger]

Happy Anniversary, Devil May Cry 3!

Released on March 1, 2005 in North America.

[freshfreshsalad]

[frazamatron]

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Hey square?

Hey Square,

Square Enix just curious what’s the interpretation of Lucrecia Crescent gonna be like in the remake Just curious

I feel so deeply sorry for anyone who is going to attempt Dirge of Cerberus oh a phone or tablet. I feel like that should be considered an extreme form of torture.

If that’s really Weiss then that’s super interesting, but he has way more to do with Genesis than pretty much anyone else. So unless they’re planning on wildly rewriting stuff, I don’t see Lucrecia doing anything other than remaining crystallized/basically dead tbh.

[doctorrosalia]

I mean they confirmed that DeepGround was p much coming back. At the very least I hope they’re much more interesting than they are in the good ol DoC.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Ship concept, any thought on it since it popped in my head: Zack and Hojo. Dumbass soldier with intelligent scientist. Zack brings light into Hojo's life while data is being collected, and Hojo sees after Zack's well being and scolds him for dumb shit that gets him hurt.

For me; quoting @breezeinmonochromenight Hojo is own trigger warning and I'm trying not thing about this guy as romantic partner ( even with Lucrecia they crazy scientists first and involved -FOR SCIENCE!! - second).

But if it's your cut of tea...

Nobody sell this for me yet...

[breezeinmonochromenight]

[doctorrosalia]

[doctorrosalia]

Some guy who likes roses idk

[doctorrosalia]

Some guy who likes roses idk

[darkwingdukat]

Guys, don't worry. Kindle Worlds went kaput in 2018. I've seen some reblogs with that addition but I've also seen some reblogs without it. It's a very old post y'all.

[the-last-girl-scout]

I said I was gonna tell more lumberyard stories:

A while back when I was like 21 I used to work with this dude who just absolutely fucking hated me but he was tiny and incompetent so it was more funny than anything else. This was way back in the beforetime so I was at my biggest & scariest and I looked like a racist lumberjack and I would just sort of stand there while this waif of a 50-year-old manlet yelled and yelled and yelled at me and I would be like "Sure, Bill" and go back to stacking boards or what have you and then he'd pitch a fit about how I was "disrespecting his authority" or some thang ding like that. The foreman put us on separate shifts because he was too busy yelling at me to get any work done so I started moving his stuff slightly to the left whenever he left it in my chem shack. After that he called me a faggot so by way of revenge I stacked a pallet incorrectly on purpose so it would fall apart when he tried to move it, which during his shift made him so mad he tried to fight the plant manager and got fired.

That guy got really into meth and is currently in jail for murder whereas I'm a hot girl now so I think we all know who came out on top in the end.

[the-last-girl-scout]

Plant manager was an incel who locked himself in his office and watched Naruto all day and one time he was short on money so he brought his sword collection to work and sold a bunch of them. He stole $400 from me.

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Do I have permission to just

For just. Everything. (save for like. One or two designs)

You defo don’t need my permission lol — I promise it’s not just you.

But yeah. You know a game is a hot assed mess when fans can take characters and/or some of the (very few and far between) juicy bits and do exponentially more with them than the actual game did.

[doctorrosalia]

Good because just.

I am. Fairly mad about how they wrote Lucrecia HSHSHSH

[ratliker1917]

interesting how so much ideology and discourse can be written about the idea of “fake gay people who want to take over our sacred gay communities” without anybody at any point providing any form of convincing proof that this is a type of person that actually exists at all, let alone in large enough amounts to be relevant to absolutely anybody. all that brainpower could’ve been spent writing evolutionary biology speculation about bigfoot and accomplished like, basically the same levels of actually describing reality.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

or when people talk about ‘stealing LGBT resources’ but always talk about ‘resources’ as this abstract, ephemeral thing and never give any example of actual ‘resources’ that are being ‘stolen’. almost like it never pertains to an actual real issue