lil ass me walking around with my man feeling on top of the world, untouchable and protected
Sweet Seals For You, Always

oozey mess
Not today Justin
Keni

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$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan

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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
almost home
noise dept.

Kiana Khansmith

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Cosmic Funnies
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@doctorsherlockhiddleston
lil ass me walking around with my man feeling on top of the world, untouchable and protected
Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty?
master has called dobby a slur
Romantic things to do with your lover
• eat burgers • go on long road trips • fight demons • return their trench coat • grip them tight and raise them from perdition
watch them rake leaves
Dress up as cowboys
Pray to them every night when apart
Call them “buddy”
wear doctors coat and make them flustered
light up when you’re on the phone with them
stand too close to them
fix their tie
MAKE THEM A GODDAMN MIXTAPE
first I was afraid
me: cmao (crying my ass off)
why I’m crying in this bikini bottom rn
I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.
Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.
A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.
dude u look like shit
She…
imagine youre a shark swimming around lifes not great but youre expecting ‘well i only gotta do this for 20 so years’ and then you just dont die
GRAND
MA
SHARK!
Do do doodoo doodoo. 🦈
The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass
It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke
men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level
Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.
Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”
if a man creates something mediocre it’s just “a bad book” or “a bad movie”.. if a man is a bad leader he’s just, well, “a bad leader”
if a woman creates something mediocre, or if a woman’s a bad leader it becomes about how “all women are bad at _____,” or about how “no woman is a natural leader”
and that’s a really disheartening fact to all women. men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.
men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.
True also in STEM. See this xkcd comic:
“You all saw [Brie] pushing the jeep in the training videos, which is insane. Did that kind of encourage everyone to up their game in the training?”