The Caucasity of this Bitch

An enbyous They/Them sort of fella that has a whole lotta of fandoms and not enough writing for them. I'll get every idea out of my brain and onto the page one of these days! You just wait and see!! I also crochet dolls and, on the rare occasion, I like to cosplay.

[the-carnival-of-time]

[lugslogic]

[dodger-bunny]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In a world without rogue sentient endos, where homicidal maniacs hold little power over our favorite tech/operator duo, Arnold and Dispatch are given an opportunity to find themselves a little slice of happiness as they slowly fall in love.

For anyone who wanted to know more about Arnold and Patchs' lives from Lambs On The Run To The Slaughter you're in luck! 'Cause this is your golden opportunity to see them enjoy some sweet domestic bliss as we delve a little into their current lives as well as their pasts.

So, I've had this idea brewing in my head for a while now and I wanted to share it so bad. It used to be a sort of day dream thing for me but I was like, "You know what? Why? Why keep this cheesy thing to myself?" And that's how I spent the last month grinding out this story.

This is set in a universe with several personal preference tweaks. Namely:

1. William Afton is not a ceo or a top company share holder or a genius inventor. He's just the co-owner of Fredbear's Family Diner with Henry then later the new location Freddy's Pizzeria. He has a love for performance, the whole reason he even pushed so hard for the job in the first place, but work and familial responsibilitys have turned him into a bit of a grouch (understatement of the fucking century).

2. The Secret of The Mimics' events never happened. Fiona divorced Edwin after it was clear he wasn't committed to devoting any time with his family and took what little she earned in the divorce to basically create Sesame Street (she is absolutely this universe's Jim Henson) she has full custody of David and they are living well. Meanwhile Edwin went bankrupt on his own (let's face it, the guy was already pretty incompetent without his wife) and Fazbear swooped in to seize as many assets for themselves to salvage as possible.

3. Fazbear sucks, but they're not blatantly evil. Just, average company bullshit levels of evil.

4. We won't be exploring the missing children incident, but it does happen in this universe, and the bite of '83 is just the bite of '87 because I always thought that twist was stupid. The crying child (Evan for simplicitys sake) does not die, but is disabled after the bite.

Of course, most of this stuff won't come up, but I just thought I'd lay it all out there. If you made it this far, congratulations. You get nothing. Nothing but my lousy respect and appreciation. It's all yours so take it. And no take-backsys!

[slycooperconfessions]

“I would like to see a commercial featuring Murray to raise gay awareness.” 

Confessed by: Anonymous

[slycooperconfessions]

these tags are sending me lmaooo

anyways this post is a decade old lol happy pride!!

[freelance-magic]

@broken-clover god, you are so right.

Everyone say thank you to Murray. Very cool.

[dodger-bunny]

Is there a non-binary version of yuri and yaoi? As an enby, I too seek a shorthand phrase for all my wholesome/toxic shipping needs.

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[pipplepantslovescartoons]

If ya ever feel cringe for completely rewriting a character just to fit your OTP just remember Chuck Jones did it in 1952 and it became more popular than the original character AND made his ship more popular than the original pair

[dodger-bunny]

I am on the cusp of a story so disgustingly domestic and wholesome that I had to bend the fabric of reality itself just to make it happen. Yes, I am vague posting about a distress signal fic I've spent the past month writing. I'm still obsessesd with them– what about it!!

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Shit ton of adventures! Dungeon master!🎵

[dodger-bunny]

@scottykidd2 here you go dude

[yinyanggio]

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.

[inkprovised]

I'm sorry there are not more shippers or more art for your favourite ship. I've been there.

But it's sad that your response is to belittle other ships just because you think it's unfair or the popularity makes no sense, and even attack people because of this.

Take your energy to create what you love. Make it grow. Inspire others to let it grow. It won't thrive otherwise.

[dodger-bunny]

I crafted my first ever Majora Mask back in high school out of paper mache and I've gotta say,

other than some general wear and tear it still looks pretty good...

Be a shame if I... made a new mask with a completely different medium years later– oh wait

Yippie!! I'm so happy to own my very own cursed artifact. Feelin' cute. Might crash the moon into the world later ;)

[micshrewart]

gosh i just loved seeing luis again in requiem, so glad to see he's doing well and is married to leon. so happy for them

[mariocraft31]

healing

[st-hedge]

a quick remake of this quite old painting of sksw zelda

[buginsoup]

Heyy everyone! Hope you're all having a wonderful day/night and WELCOME to my first merch collaboration!!✨

The lucky winner's will receive 1 of each Spamtenna button pin to add to their doomed yaoi collection💕

Questions & Answers

Do I have to pay postage? - No! Not at all! That'll be covered no matter where you live.

How do I enter? - Information is in the second image above. All you have to do is reblog this post and attach why you'd like to win!

Why the age restriction? - Because this is a raffle with physical merch, I'll be needing the winners postal information to send the prizes and only an adult can legally share that information.

How are winners chosen? - The winners are chosen completely randomly with the "wheel of names" but you must give a reason why you'd like to win for the entry to count.

This wouldn't be possible without all these amazing artists participating! So please go give them a follow - @orez-suke @blueescreend @buklamuhoyar @darkokrash @neriuml and me, the host @buginsoup

Understand this is a completely non-for-profit raffle I wanted to run to simply share some love around this amazing fandom ^^

Good luck to everyone and see ya'll on the 25th of March! (AEST Time Zone)

Can't find the original post to enter? Look-up this hashtag - #SPROriginal

Wanna take a closer look at the art? tap here-

[dodger-bunny]

I need everyone in my small bumpkin town to know that I love old man yaoi. If not for my sake then PLEASE– think of the children! They're starved for culture!

[dodger-bunny]

Hey guys, guess what? I have free will. And that means I can make plushies of my favorite Resident Evil characters whenever I want!

My joy is immeasurable, and my day is vastly improved