Please forgive me, but I have to ... Curse? Yes Curse. I have some curses to manifest.
...*cough cough*
TO THE CORPORATE ASSHOLES THAT KILLED DESTINY 2 IN A PURSUIT OF MONEY!!!
the corporate employees that tried to save Destiny you may leave the room at this moment.
May you always step on that Lego piece you didn't see. I hope it's a 2x4.
May your pillow never be the temperature you want it, or any room you are trying to sleep in.
May your meals always be slightly off to never be satisfying
May your cards be declined when trying to purchase cheap items while a long line is formed behind you.
May you never be in time or have the money for the big purchases.
May your car have a knocking noise until you take it to the mechanics and then mysteriously disappears.
May your home have a flicking light until you go to fix it or show others and it stops ... Then start back up when it's only you around
May you never get that promotion you wanted.
May there always be a stain on your clothing that you can't see but everyone else can.
May your phone screen cracks
May you always stub your toe when you're in a rush
May you always forget your keys at random intervals but always enough to make you aware that you're forgetting your keys.
May all you're matching socks lose its pair.
May you have something wrong with your shoe but only one.
May you always have random technical difficulties, but frequently enough for you to notice.
When you go to watch something on a streaming service, there's already too many screens being viewed.
May every time you go to open your doors static shocks you.
May your favorite spot to rest in have something ... off about it.
May the bank repossessed that vanity item. The one that serves no actual need, but you bought it because you really wanted it.
May you always have work to do so you never get to do anything fun
I think that about does it. I don't wish death on them, but enough inconveniences that it stresses them out.
THIS IS THE WAY
