Fond de l'Etang

Apostando a pleno sólo por jugar. Occasional figure skating giffer.

[doesyourmotherknowthatyoureout]

hey, do you use another blog now? i don't want to stop following you

Hello there! nope, I just left tumblr and idk if i’ll ever be back. I miss it a lot tho, but I think I’m better off (as my life is a fucking mess and everything is shittier than ever and i’m trying to put my shit together). Nowadays I’m more active in my public twitter @/say_number33 even though I mostly tweet in Spanish (about OT) but I still shout about figure skating and all the shit that used to go in this blog :)

[doesyourmotherknowthatyoureout]

Hello, I know I am no longer posting here but I’ve recently come to the conclusion that I might not be bi nor in the ace spectrum and I was just confused trying to extremely rationalise things and i’m probably gonna delete all the posts related to that because i don’t think they represent what i am or i represent what the lgtb community is. 

[fanonical]

like what was molly’s thought process when she added ‘mortal peril’ to the clock of where all the weasleys were

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

she knew her sons were dumb bastards

[bencookingasnack-deactivated202]

late night thoughts

Broadway being afraid that filming and releasing shows would result in less people going to nyc is like sports teams being afraid that no one would come to their games if they were televised (which obviously isn’t a problem). It’s like this. You go for the experience but if you can’t be there you still get to be a part of it.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk on why we need a Netflix for Broadway shows.

[bowling-alleycarpet]

Sports teams DID have that fear, and the other stations thought abc was a joke for picking up Monday night football back in the day, look it up.

Someone did try and start a ‘Netflix for Broadway shows’, it does exist, it’s just really shittily run. We need Netflix to pick up more Broadway shows, they already have quite a few.

[rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag-dea]

I’m so despacito I’m literally going on omegle for friends

[rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag-dea]

my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline

[raddical]

risky asks

1. “@” people you want to be friends with

2. screenshot the tabs you have open

3. the last text you sent to someone?

4. do you have a nsfw blog?

5. i dare you to _____ 

6. screenshot the first page of your search history

7. tell an embarrassing memory or story

8. how often do you take showers?

9.  what was your first blog URL?

10. if you draw or write, show some of your really old work

REALLY risky asks (watch out!!! super Risky)

1. if you had to hug anyone who would you hug

2. whats your favorite flavor of ice cream?

3. whats your favorite color?

4. if you have pets, what are their names?

5. do you like a warm bed or a cold bed?

6. whats a really good memory you have?

7. favorite song you cant stop listening to?

8. do you drink water with or without ice in it?

9. do you like to use correct grammar when you type or just type all lowercase?

10. whats something thats made you laugh recently?

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[bob-belcher]

[did-you-know]

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

Source

[star-anise]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

[rainbowbarnacle]

WOOOW

[notallbees]

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

[alexkablob]

this is some red wedding shit right here

[krakenpocalypse]

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?

Wow.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

[writhe]

also I’m convinced every trans person has at least one very niche hobby. I talked to a trans woman today who did custom Lego builds (she made sure to tell me about the scarcity of certain colors). I met a trans guy the other day who did metal smithing and liked to make incredibly delicate rings. the list really does go on

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

There’s a couple of reasons behind this:

A lot of us are autistic. I don’t know if the correlation is a causation but, in my experience anyway, it seems like the Venn diagram of being trans and being autistic has a lot of overlap (before anyone comes after me: I am both trans and autistic so keep that in mind) and a part of that for a lot of us is cultivating special interests.

A lot of us lead largely solitary lives. The inability to safely navigate the world leads many of us to one degree or another of isolation, which means a lot of us cultivate hobbies that can be carried out mostly or completely solitarily (just look at the trans girl gamer community, or the sheer number of trans people in the #fishblr tag)

Alternatively, a lot of us sink deep into a hobby with a large community surrounding it in an attempt to find a place we fit in. People who wouldn’t respect our genders out on the street but respect our place in these communities.

Many of us have hobbies that are perceived as “immature”(such as the aforementioned Lego building) due to the fact that a LOT of us lost out on our childhoods.

Top secret gummint mind-control rays that distract us with fun hobbies so that we won’t realise our true power as eldritch deities and take over the world.

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[clearslime]

❥ | kingblottothethird on ig

[wadey-wilson]

bonus:

[unsettlingstories]

[bemusedbibliophile]

OH MY GOD

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

my entire personal library is just four hundred copies of this book

[butmuhgains]

One way to tell if the author is a complete hack is if the main character is named “Jake”

[kineticpenguin]

He was going for “Tom Clancy” but got scared of the camera at the last second

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

Someone brought this up last night and apparently it’s actually this guy’s nephew under a his name, and he’s been dead for 14 years.

[rose-tylers]

gif request meme || doctor who + most heartbreaking scene (requested by anon)

[idgah]

foods dangerous to dogs:

avocadoes

alcohol

raw bread dough

caffeine

chocolate

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

macadamia nuts

raw salmon

xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

[localshortgirl-deactivated20180]

reblog this even if you don’t have a dog. someone who does have a dog will see it.