Young and Bitter

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[depsidase]

[localtiredgoat]

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

[extremefandomfeels]

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

[zabadi]

literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

[valtsv]

i hate love triangles but i AM a sucker for the trope that’s like (jealous asshole voice) “you could have had anyone in the entire kingdom/city/school and you chose THAT trashbag???” where the trashbag in question is indeed deserving of the title and even unapologetically embraces it, but also has proven themselves throughout the story to be a kind, compassionate, attentive and just genuinely good person who is willing to make an effort to deserve the love interest’s affection and even then still doesn’t expect anything from them as a ‘‘‘reward’’’

[valtsv]

before you all go tagging this with your otps i just want you to know this is about megamind and shrek

[valtsv]

THE FILMS!!! I MEANT THE FILMS!!!!!! FUCK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thoodleoo]

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

the ONLY post i’ve EVER truly cared about on my linkedin feed lmao

[just-shower-thoughts]

Doofenshmirtz isn’t incompetent; he *plans* his inventions to fail. Why? Because it was never about the inator. He just wanted Perry to show up so he could talk to him about his past struggles. It’s how he overcomes his trauma, it’s therapy.

[the90sfreshestdude]

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[mad-hare]

Service animal

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mankillercalledbunny]

@gokissthewookie how could you leave this in the tags

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[theocseason4]

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

[iseeme]

[27-umbrellas]

We’re all just chilling in season two and the handler’s suddenly like

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie