Doodoo Bin (MeMe Big Boy)

May as well keep it simple; I’m just gonna forget to update it later lmao

[doffodil]

Mm yes it’s hate myself o clock

[cluelessfanperson]

Me: “I’m going to save my snacks for the movie!”

Also Me, Three Seconds into the Previews:

[vannajamma]

[slayedurmom]

IG// Ferrarijones

[geekandmisandry]

10/10 fae court ruler. Would make deal without reading contract.

[changelingthelost]

👑 Spring Court Ruler 👑

[cake-and-monsters]

@tramtheram

[sadgrl]

[myfriendthedictionary]

My Gravestone: *written on it* V.F.D.

Someone: What does that-

Lemony Snicket: *appearing out of thin air* The acronym V.F.D. can stand for a great number of mysterious places and things. For example, it can refer to a secret organization fighting fires. However, it can also stand for a village standing in the middle of the Hinderlands. It can be a silly phrased devised by a group of silly people who prefer heart-shaped balloons to the usage of new medical technology. There is a great plethora of things that V.F.D. could stand for (a word here which means a great number of myserious places and things) that it is almost impossible to say what this particular V.F.D. stands for.

Lemony Snicket: But, in this case, V.F.D. stands for “very fucking dead”.

[memescomedy]

[soulgrooove-deactivated20240502]

[transdemyx]

[frostedpuffs]

me: puts on a face mask

my face: feels soft afterwards

me, every time: 

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[wheezyboysclub]

me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*

me: man there’s so much murder on this show

[doffodil]

I don’t think I need anyone close to me. Ever, for any reason

Like at a surface level from far away, it’s fine! I’m super helpful, I try to help my friends find jobs, I work at a library, I create and lead free community programs, I volunteer on Saturdays, I’m generous with my money

But

Once people get close to me I’m fucking horrible

And evil

And I just want to run away from everyone and die maybe?

[ankle-beez]

mood: Christine Teigen getting angry at Animal Crossing

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[left-reminders]

[yconic]

buff women: *exist*

me:

[shubbabang]

Delete me staff I dare you. I want you to do it. do it

[shubbabang]

god they sorta did it to me huh?