Cake and Monsters @cake-and-monsters - Tumblr Blog

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

toskarin

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

life-is-molasses

cafffine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

morhath

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

bookaddict7342

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

morhath

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

latveriansnailmail

sings:

3-D Printed Jointed Lizards 3-D Printed Jointed Lizards 3-D Printed Jointed Lizards Get 'em at the ren faire Twenty dollars!

cosmicretreat

storm-of-feathers

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

storm-of-feathers

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

storm-of-feathers

preschool. I meant preschool.

#except maybe

marrowcrunch

Beckett dot jpg

#i know the voice i picture #haha

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"

The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

ardri-na-bpiteog

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

fairycosmos

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

durnesque-esque

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

pcmuumuu

reblog to give everyone who sees this around USD$500,000

fairycosmos

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

durnesque-esque

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

pcmuumuu

reblog to give everyone who sees this around USD$500,000

errorschacha

Kind of want a Teamsters logo shirt except instead of horses it would have hamsters and it would also say "Hamsters" in place of Teamsters. Btw if I stop posting it's because I've been encased in concrete.