hi!

Call me Dofu :)

[dofutofu]

Goncharov (1973). That’s it.

[valtsv]

yes i do the burning yes i do the pillaging

[junkandstuff]

Karna: *Gives you a friendly fist bump*

Arjuna: MOOOOOOOM Karna is hitting me!!

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE 

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

[lindleland]

you fucking killed him. you monsters.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*uses the red string of fate connecting our souls to floss a popcorn kernel outta my gums*

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[vlli-moved-blog]

[bogleech]

funnier and more horrifying every single year

[averyterrible]

can’t wait to bring these traditions back in 2021

[tainbocuailnge]

I’ve always been fond of medusa’s art in fate/extella material because everything about these just screams “holy fucking shit I love women”

[rosebud-wizard]

its fun to enjoy things

[tainbocuailnge]

ive said this already recently but I think it’s hilarious that an f-15 fighter jet will always conveniently fly over whenever lancelot decides he needs a motherfucker really dead because the fabric of reality itself decided that scene in fate/zero was just too fucking cool

[sexhaver]

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

[cungadero]

my guardian angel just makes fancams of me all day unfortunately <3

[joey-wheeler-official]

My guardian angel just goes “omg my smol bby sksksk” as I’m being hit by a bus

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Shawty got them problematic jeans

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cosmosseeker-deactivated2021010]

She got the whole club cancelling her 

[lichpire]

finally... the hottest manwhores of 1997 are in the same game

[0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2]

Alucard, manwhore (respectfully)

Sephiroth, manwhore (derogatory)

[glutko]

I hope Cyberpunk 2077 turns out to be a bad game. I hope Reddit ends up shitting itself like it did with the original version of No Man’s Sky

[glutko]

Heh

[nero-draco]