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He/Him, 25+, Discourse Free, Taíno, En/Es

[dogboy-butch]

Simple about me:

25+ transgender FTM, OSOF Butch, multiracial Taíno.

I am just a dog boy (yes, I bite) and I am dating a nonbinary catboy (they also bite).

I kiss trans women, professionally. I'm rated best in my field.

I am just here to reblog gay stuff that I like. Sometimes there is nsfw content. I don't reblog discourse, I'm just here to vibe and have a good time.

My OFMD sideblog: @butch-pyrate.

My IWTV sideblog: @loustat-lover

My MGS sideblog: @butchsolidsnake.

My Witcher sideblog: @butch-ciri

My Final Fantasy sideblog: @tonberry-buddy

My Star Wars sideblog: @obiwan-phalloplasty

Please don't follow if you're a minor, have "men dni" in your bio or have a cringe level that is higher than your based level. Let me know if you need something tagged and I will probably tag it.

[duncehat]

[achesspiece]

finally, regular porn is back

[academic-vampire]

𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔰

[queerliblib]

we can help with the gay books part 🌈

[parkchanwoohoo]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[chronivore]

Lustige Blätter (German magazine, 1932)

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[pearlycomplaints]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my LIEGE#Ally said ‘fuck winning I wanna smoke in front of I think literally ALL of my bosses’#based

[rhinestoneintherough]

 Opened the parade with Dykes on Bikes, riding through thousands of people flying our own  little fuck you to  the military recruiters at SF pride this year. 

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[veryluckyclovers]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[veryluckyclovers]

[palmtoshoulder]

[pansyfemme]

all of the ‘bad parts’ of testosterone are traits im actively extremely attracted to so don’t worry about ass hair or b.o. you just need to find a t4t freak who wants to huff your pits about it

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person