babe let me out of the muzzle-

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[dogboy-willgraham]

Stuff about me and shit~

Pronouns: He/Him, Vam/Vamp/Vampself, They/Them, Sir/Sire/Siren/Sirenself, Squid/Squidself, Fae/faer, It/Its, Voi/Void/Voidself, Dae/Daem, Stag/Stagself, Fog/Fogself, Fang/Fangself

Identity: Genderfluid transman, acespec/arospec, nblm/mlm achillean that is occasionally stricken with adoration for a woman.

AO3: Stranded_In_The_Cosmos 

Names: Miles/Dean/Will/Galadriel/Corinthian/Kennedy/Birdie/Wheat/Sam/Cryil/Ash/Laz/Luke/Mariah/Sam/Lucas/Jacob/Light/Flicker/Bee/Pearl/Elias/Casanova/Lion/Danny/Max/Sea/Muriel/Raphael/Seraph/Seahawk/Bow/Hen/Briar/Wasp/Otter/Lithium/Arsenic/Neon/Xenon/Iridium/Argon/Bog/Rat/Adam/Eve/Helios/Uranium/Pultonium/Radium/Mercury/Venus/Mars/Jupiter/Saturn/Pluto/Cricket/Cecil/Baphomet/Achilles/Patroclus/Dante/Mozzarella/Tangerine/Clementine/Ethan/Michael/Sebastian/Cider/Pep/Marshall/Koi/Marsh/Icarus/Apollo/Crowleigh/Squid/Kirby/Twig/Lyre/Luciferase/Phosphor/Castor/Atlas/Astrophel/Elias/Lycus/Peach/Blossom/Blythe/Caron/Ante/Worm/Honeydew/Fig/Bug/Apricot/Glowstick/Strawberry/Soy/Tot/Dionysus/Hermes/Vale/Valentine/Cherry/Coral/Charity/Cloud/Cinna/Leviathan/Applesauce/Basil/Fang/Formaldehyde

I also have F/Os~

Luke Brandon- Confessions of A Shopaholic (Romantic)

Hannibal Lecter- Hannibal NBC (Romantic)

Will Graham- Hannibal NBC (Romantic)

Alana Bloom- Hannibal NBC (Platonic/Parental)

Le Chiffre- Casino Royale 2006 (Romantic)

Nigel- Charlie Countryman (Romantic)

Grigg Harris- The Jane Austen Book Club (Romantic)

Aro Volturi- The Twilight Saga (Romantic)

Duncan Vizla- Polar 2019 (Romantic)

Rochefort- The Three Musketeers 2011 (Romantic)

Charlie Countryman- Charlie Countryman (Platonic)

Bobby Bronson- Roar 2022 (Romantic)

Gabriel- Supernatural (Queer-platonic)

Dean- Supernatural (Romantic)

Sam- Supernatural (Platonic)

Castiel- Supernatural (Romantic)

Kaecilius- Doctor Strange (Romantic)

Jack Ganzer- Tempo (Romantic)

Prince Charmont- Ella's Enchanted (Romantic)

I am not good at tagging things, but if I have a post you want tagged or anything like that I will be happy to go back and tag it! Most anything I'm willing to tag. Normal dni if you're a bigot or asshole, I am not afraid of the block button, and if you wanna be a friend just say hi! I don't bite. Most of the time.

[dogboy-willgraham]

B a l l s

on a

C o c k

[dogboy-willgraham]

SEX

[armedjoy]

[sculptingsuccess]

Look we all want a robo dog but if you kill someone with a sledgehammer to steal theirs, they are going to find you. There's no way a 75k$ dog doesn't have gps

[wotsukai-leftlmao]

we are killing the dog

[purplealchemist]

NO.

ALL DOGS ARE PRECIOUS.

Even robot ones.

[perigeeprincess]

its not a dog, its a machine used and designed for police surveillance and the entire reason they made it dog shaped is so idiots like you would go "awwww robot dog how precious" instead of seeing them as the oppressive tools they are.

we're killing the fucking dog

[bluelivesaintshit]

[tangent101]

That's not a robot dog.

It's a four-legged robot spider.

[riotouseaterofflesh]

It is not a dog, a spider, a chicken, a horse, a fish, a tick, a mosquito, a tapeworm or a baby

It is a weapon

There is nothing morally wrong about breaking weapons that are hurting people for any reason other than to prevent those people from hurting others worse

[roach-works]

the dog robots are fully capable of hurting people, and badly. failsafes that would prevent that have not been installed. the police are deploying a thing out in public that can maim anyone who touches it wrong.

look, when i was a kid i was passionately in love with the idea of robots--that humans would one day create another sort of intelligence to share our world with-- and believed very firmly that we should respect and protect all our robot friends from the start, so there would be no violent humans-against-robots revolution or anything.

anyway it turns out that the people trying to keep end-stage capitalism running are really banking on us feeling more love for the robots than for the kind of people they're going to be using the robots to oppress.

so like. maybe lets all agree right now that if a robot is being used to hurt a person, you need to smash the fucking robot. they're going to make the robots really cute. they're going to show us so many movies about how much robots need to be loved. and then they are going to use robots to hurt people.

let's try not to fall for it, okay?

[rapidashrider]

[booskerdu]

And don't forget that scary af episode of Black Mirror, Metalhead. Robot dogs can fuck right off.

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

They created a weapon, told you to call it a friend and watched as your empathy became their trap and tool. 

[anarcho-gamerist]

Real life dogs are oftentimes weapons as well

[aloeverawrites]

People who exploit animals will often exploit humans too. They’re exploiting the cuteness of animals to manipulate you and the potential danger of dogs to control you.

So if we’re being intersectional about this, also be cautious about people who use animals as tools.

[way-to-go-you-funky-little-blue]

MSCHF, 'Spot’s Revenge'; Boston Dynamics Spot® Robot, Resin, stainless steel; 67 x 65 x 52 inch 170.2 x 165.1 x 132.1 cm; Unique

Boston Dynamics publicly condemned the project for using its robot “in any way that cpromotes violence, harm, or intimidation.” The day after Spot’s Rampage debuted, Boston Dynamics rolled out a partnership with the NYPD.

Boston Dynamics remotely disabled MSCHF’s legally-purchased Spot® robot via an undisclosed backdoor.

[shrewreadings]

If it ain’t three laws safe, it ain’t friend shaped.

Bludgeon it.

[gothiccharmschool]

Sooooo the company I work for works with law enforcement. As in, they're our main customers. (Which I'm actually all for, because the amount of accountability we're loading into the back end while "making their jobs easier" is ASTONISHING. My very leftist old hippy Dad is excited about me working here.)

Anyway, I have seen these robot dogs in person at a conference, and it took under a minute for my brain to go "Doggo! Friend shaped!" When I stepped back and thought about it, it was unnerving as HELL.

So yeah. Go buy that hammer. Bet you can find similar ones at thrift stores, too.

[vore-goblin]

no no no no, listen to me: remove smashing technology with a hammer from your mindset.

the type you'd need for this is heavy, expensive, unwieldy, without practice you are just as likely to hurt yourself more, and genuinely at the end of the day you are not going to break this with a hammer.

forget "hammer == best way break technology"

if you wanna fuck up technology you get a can of expanding foam. it's small, incredibly easy to carry/conceal and it WILL fuck up any technology WAY MORE than even an expertly wielded hammer hitting every weak point every single time.

you break something with a hammer and unless you know precisely what you're doing (and have the time to do it), that shits reusable anyway. but expanding foam? there is no coming back from that for anything.

[kedreeva]

Good news, it's even cheaper than the hammer

[injuries-in-dust]

[anarchistmemedistro]

How to Defeat a Boston Dynamics Robot in Mortal Combat

It turns out that a flip through Spot's user manual reveals its weaknesses.

[lillyofthefern]

trying to get under might not be practical. better to stick to traditional methods. Damage it physically, or do expanding foam, Suitably Large Rock, Gun, EMP device if you somehow got one.

[333e-deactivated20140112]

[our-lady-of-iron-blog]

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.

Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 

The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!

Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

[megthemermaid]

floppy horsies

[littletinydoom]

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[the-real-zhora-salome]

Yikes

[justangrymacaroni]

as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

[justangrymacaroni]

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv

[techutones]

Yall already know the episode I'm talking about

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[vague-humanoid]

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[gabester-sketch]

I don’t even know

[sjonni33]

never enough (click for quality!!)

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[bucephaly]

😭😭

[bucephaly]

There are only around 1,500 native Cherokee speakers left, and most of them are elders

Little Cherokee Seeds is a program where mothers and babies spend all day with first language Cherokee speakers, speaking nothing but Cherokee, so that the babies become a new generation of native speakers. They're also teaching traditional skills and mothering practices to the mothers to pass on.

This is so so important for the survival of the language. These babies are on track to being fluent first language speakers, and they will be able to keep the language going for another lifetime.

I recommend checking out the little cherokee seeds facebook page!!

[beatricenius]

Beloved 🌸

[45percenterthen]

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[45percenterthen]

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m his crying wife

[sundancekid97]

You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth