Weird Freak

Haiii my name is Puppet and this is my pseudo-priv!! 18+ only bc I might get rowdy — icon by last-laments on tumblr !

[dogclownmuppetthing]

New pinned!

Puppet * It/He + some neos (genderqueer+xenogender) * 24 y/o

I come here to post things that come to mind and reblog things I like! Expect to see art occasionally, too! -- Please only follow me if you're 18+, though suggestive posts will be tagged (#mature rated barking) and full, serious adult content will not be posted here.

0 tolerance for bigots, exclusionists, and pedophilia or incest apologism - I am too old to think DNIs will work, but I will block liberally.

Check out some links!

Self ship blog * Carrd directory! * Art tag

I have an 18+ blog, ask if you want it!

DIVIDER CREDIT

[6thseeker]

Furry y2k style I like:

Inspo and stuff I like: sparkle cat/dog ShinyEevee, fleesveon, bankthekitty, splashkitty, Kay2036 early YouTube, nightcore, anime, sonic fandom, eevee Pokemon insanity vocaloid/weeb shit has an evil and good side

[dogclownmuppetthing]

The DID crowd loves my evil reflection pseudo-self-cannibalism shitpost which honestly is just the biggest honor I could receive for any post on this website

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

[voxette-vk]

You didn’t answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?

[booksandchainmail]

according to wikipedia, before

[decepticonsensual]

There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.

[stele3]

If he’d been butler material, he’d have finished the job.

[sun-moon-stars-jedi]

[zip-bomb-dog]

The beast will run rampant tomorrow... For now, Tired Beast Thursday

[schlarklezyaoi]

if you are writing a child character in your story you have two options. you can either properly research how a child their age would behave and the developmental milestones that they would be hitting or you do not canonize that child’s age at all. i am sick and tired of every fictional child from ages 6-11 acting like preschoolers. research your shit or do not mention that kid’s age at all. not all children need established ages! you don’t have to keep putting me through this hell!

[schlarklezyaoi]

[littleguymart]

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[achromaticabberation]

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[beadyeyes]

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[silly-signs]

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-

[dogclownmuppetthing]

Yknow those posts that are like "you staying or leaving? (Photo of just a poor person's bedroom)"

You think we can do that for rich people instead

[dogclownmuppetthing]

Ladies your date invites you over and their bedroom looks like this . Red flag or green flag